Yahoo Lifestyle I Need My Inhaler After Laughing At These 36 Funny Tweets From The Week
Happy holidays, everyone! For my last tweet roundup of the year, I've gathered plenty of funny and festive tweets to keep ya laughing as we wrap up 2024.
this year felt like being awake during surgery
— ً (@user0000O0) December 17, 2024
See you in 2025 — enjoy!
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yes i needed this pic.twitter.com/qRvPimyO0z
— don (@pappapeppapig) December 19, 2024
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just heard a british guy say "vitamins." have you heard this? not a serious people
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) December 15, 2024
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Being cold indoors makes me feel like I’m living in wartime
— Ryan (@ryandpetersen) December 22, 2024
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y’all shivering in this cold cause them shein jackets made out of paper towels
— poppa (@popitforpoppa) December 21, 2024
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I feel strongly that we shouldn’t see his body. Feels like a violation pic.twitter.com/nPi3C9rhIo
— David Hering (@hering_david) December 17, 2024
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is it too obvious pic.twitter.com/gg4R47Iiox
— kaeri (@kaerisake) December 20, 2024
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“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains
— manic pixie cheese curd, MPH (@tildawhirl) December 22, 2024
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i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.
— bridget 🌸🐝 (@wholemilkbitch) December 17, 2024
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i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home
— kayla🫧 (@trulykaykay) December 18, 2024
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Temu count your days pic.twitter.com/zAJTvMPBEg
— ʰ (@easterngoblin) December 21, 2024
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Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.
— Case (@Cactuscali1991) December 20, 2024
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“As our special gift to you, we’ll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season” pic.twitter.com/o2fV42zPMG
— The Random Recruiter (@randomrecruiter) December 18, 2024
MTV / RuPaul's Drag Race / @randomrecruiter / Via youtube.com
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it's that serious already... pic.twitter.com/hYpTfB3iH5
— emilio (@emilio__oilime) December 17, 2024
@emilio__oilime / Via Twitter: @emilio__oilime
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Home Goods just be selling anything! pic.twitter.com/cCRaVKleHj
— TheCussingChef💋 (@DaSixFoota2022) December 19, 2024
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You’re laughing, but I had to talk my mother out of buying this last year https://t.co/NGUGokhlfW
— ⚜️Sovereign⚜️ (@sauvamemte) December 20, 2024
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me in the bar bathroom at 1:47 am pic.twitter.com/FRsivzWF7h
— lauren (@lau_lauren_) December 19, 2024
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went to same store twice today and told the woman i’m back hehe and she goes if it makes you feel better i don’t remember you pic.twitter.com/tSdC6OFoCU
— Pissed Pissedofferson (@femmebot2000) December 19, 2024
HBO / @femmebot2000 / Via Twitter: @femmebot2000
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So we decided not to bother buying Christmas gifts for our newborn because he doesn't even know he has hands yet and we have enough baby stuff as it is but I did go Christmas shopping for our dogs because they believe in Santa so basically that's where we are right now.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) December 20, 2024
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when a drawer doesn’t close i’m like are you absolutely fucking serious right now
— club sandwich (@ludensee) December 19, 2024
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just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years
— yyy (@yx3io) December 18, 2024
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— ty (@sc4r) December 21, 2024
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more like a regular desk for her https://t.co/U0pSE21DBS
— brian (@trappedinazorb) December 18, 2024
NPR Tiny Desk / @PopCrave / Via Twitter: @trappedinazorb
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Had this meme stuck in my head. Merry Christmas pic.twitter.com/kH2wuc4oz5
— Sara Ghaleb (@SaraGhaleb) December 21, 2024
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ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week
— Nia (@Nia_mp4) December 20, 2024
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Finally pulled the trigger on a hippo coffee table. Only issue is they forgot to pack the table part so now I just have a hippo in the middle of my living room. Still kinda chill I guess. pic.twitter.com/kuzSz2UrBq
— The Wonton Don (@DonnieDoesWorld) December 21, 2024
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grocery store popcorn claiming to have “movie theater butter” pic.twitter.com/O61hoUCy6Y
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) December 22, 2024
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My sister was explaining a "hear me out" cake to my mom and how it's unconventional characters you find attractive and my mom says "Ok I understand... like the little dentist from Rudolph"
— Mr. Taylor Goes To Washington (@UpAndAdam1999) December 21, 2024
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I just told my boyfriend that my head hurts and he responded “I don’t know I always thought your head felt pretty good” and then he tried to give me a high five
— mollie :3 (@vuse_lover) December 22, 2024
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me trying to consume any form of media that isn’t centred around women pic.twitter.com/ITkuaJpo8A
— sawyer 🌱 (@VIGNETT3) December 19, 2024
TLC / @VIGNETT3 / Via Twitter: @VIGNETT3
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God creating camels: pic.twitter.com/WVRTZn5zy0
— dom (@IcarusFellAgain) December 21, 2024
FOX / @IcarusFellAgain / Via Twitter: @IcarusFellAgain
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me explaining flappy bird pic.twitter.com/rSwTkfggQN
— miss brandi baby (@senoritajuicy) December 20, 2024
FOX / @senoritajuicy / Via Twitter: @senoritajuicy
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One thing we need to address in 2025 is the crisis in copywriting. Reading this just gave me a traumatic brain injury pic.twitter.com/WoObAPkg1m
— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) December 21, 2024
That's a wrap! Have a great holiday season. I'll be back with more funny tweet roundups in the new year, but in the meantime, feel free to peruse our most recent roundups:
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