33 Trashy And Wild Photos Of Florida's Most Unhinged Moments

Look, I’ve got nothing against Florida. Every state has its fair share of wild and trashy moments, and I could’ve made a list like this for any of them. But let’s be honest — Florida just happens to have way more of these moments than anywhere else. Why? Who knows. But hey, do with that what you will.

Alright! Time to take a trip south and see what's happening in our 27th state:

1.First, there's this guy who keeps saying he doesn't understand why his daughter didn't visit for the holidays:

2.This woman holding in place a massive grandfather clock doing 60 on the freeway:

3.And this person who proudly put a "Cousins by blood, lovers by choice" decal on the back of their car:

4.Here's — checks notes — a Confederate Spider-Man in Key West, Florida:

5.A gentleman helping himself to some of the hot bar:

6.And a loving family...that really loves guns:

7.Here's a dude ordering a drink at the bar...while urinating on the floor:

8.Here's another gentleman urinating in public (this time on an alligator):

9.And here's a totally well-meaning (and not creepy at all) Florida man looking to lend a helping hand:

10.Here's some young ladies enjoying spring break in Miami Beach:

11.A zip-tied bathroom tank (why zip-tied, you ask? Well, a little research suggests it's to stop Floridians from A) hiding drugs and needles, or B) depositing an "upper decker," aka going #2 in the tank):

12.And some people protesting Disney World with Nazi and Trump flags:

13.Here's a good sir making a purchase at the Circle K while covered in blood:

14.A man hanging off this truck as it rolls down the road:

15.And a truck with a stripper pole on the back (he should meet up with the woman from #2!):

16.Here's a man with a lovely T-shirt for a family get-together:

17.A man with an equally lovely shirt to grab some groceries:

18.And a sign at a pub with an urgent request:

19.This guy took up shop at a Panera, working very seriously on something while consuming water and a bagel from home:

20.This person is all about unity and bringing the country together:

21.And this person just really, really hates Karen:

22.This is an actual RV somewhere on the road in Florida:

23.This is an actual trailer on the road:

24.And these are actual rims on the road in Florida:

25.This young woman at a convention in Orlando is holding up a two-sided sign (side one: "I'll step on you for $5," side two: "$20 for me to sit on you"):

26.This store felt the need to put up this sign:

27.And the yard of this quaint home is decorated with booze bottles:

28.This store wants you to know there are no refunds on alligator meat:

29.This store is trying to institute a policy that I don't think is enforceable:

30.And this arcade put up a sign banning sex in stalls:

31.This person was so uncomfortable driving a vehicle with NY plates that they did this:

32.This truck is trashy on multiple levels:

33.And this sign somewhere in Florida will leave you slack-jawed: