31 Hilarious Weirdos Who Wrote Stuff That'll Make You Go, "What Did I Just Read?"

1.The nurses at this hospital in China didn't speak the best English, so they gave this note to an English patient explaining he was going to have surgery in the morning:

2.This girlfriend gave her boyfriend notes on his paper...and held absolutely nothing back about how crappy she thought it was:

3.And it seems these people really, really, REALLY don't want anyone messing with their chair:

4.Whoever wrote this fortune deserves a raise immediately:

5.I THINK this person is saying they want folks to push to lock, not turn it:

6.And this wife put quite the inscription on this cake for her second anniversary:

7.This rejection letter Playgirl magazine used to send wannabe centerfolds is just...chef's kiss:

8.This flyer someone posted might be even funnier:

9.And this resignation letter may not exactly be professional, but it's absolutely perfect:

10.This drawing found in a 6-year-old's backpack needs to be framed:

11.This daughter's note to her dad on Father's Day was not exactly sentimental:

12.And this kid's Mother's Day card was pretty A+ too (don't worry, she got permission from dad to use a swear):

13.This wife is petrified of slugs, so when one came in the house, she went a little overboard:

14.This note was mailed cross county by one brother to another (and if that isn't brothers I don't know what is):

15.And this bumper sticker is 100% me while driving on Los Angeles freeways:

16.I don't know, I think this airline's falcon rule might be a dealbreaker for me:

17.The funny girls in the apartment under some loud-ass dudes (who make a LOT of noise at 2 a.m.) sent them this note:

18.And the guys, to their credit, sent back this hilarious response:

19.The safe sex messages on these condoms get better the longer you read them:

20.This sign in a small restaurant in India has a lot of attitude:

21.And this note to a neighbor who has been having loud sex is hilariously awkward:

22.Gotta love this kid who made their own "do not disturb" sign so they could nap uninterrupted:

23.Also funny? This kid who didn't love his summer camp's rule that he had to write a letter home:

24.And then there's this kid's note to her dad, which is full of love and hilarious honesty:

25.Yes, spotted lanternflies can be a problem for crops, but this flyer comes off a little bloodthirsty, don't you think?

26.Hi! This note is from Barb & Tom! You're new passive aggressive Christian neighbors!

27.And this girlfriend's apology note is hilariously sweet:

28.This man with Parkinson’s (and a great sense of humor) thought it'd be funny to send out this as his Christmas letter — his wife added the sticker so no one would freak out:

29.This letter from the devil — I mean KIA — is just too damn funny:

30.This note from a toddler — transcribed by her preschool teacher — makes one very urgent point:

31.And this apology note from a little boy is what it's like raising boys in a nutshell: