Yahoo Lifestyle 27 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because Life Is Meant To Be Laughed At
Hello. In the words of a sign probably sold at Hobby Lobby — it's fall, y'all.
happy first day of fall pic.twitter.com/0KkjyQJl2G
— 𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 (@InsaneMistress) September 22, 2024
Netflix / Via Twitter: @InsaneMistress
As the leaves start crunching, your feed has increasing photos of people at pumpkin patches, and my fellow seasonal depression sufferers begin our descent, let's ease into the new season with some laughs.
So, *lights apple candle*... Smell the chill in the air, kick back, and relax with all the best tweets from the week:
1.
September got somewhere to be or something? pic.twitter.com/6qGbzUkTvu
— lew (@inlew_of) September 22, 2024
Bravo / Via Twitter: @inlew_of
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i just got an email from our hr department informing us that, “regrettably”, our office has become “inundated” with raccoons and as of this morning, after an incident where one raccoon fell thru the ceiling, they’ve decided to let us work from home
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) September 16, 2024
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save us less bad billionaire https://t.co/ifbDY8h8ib
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) September 17, 2024
Brian Fluharty/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @OrangePaulp
4.
Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon
— Jeff Allen (@writtenbyjeff) September 22, 2024
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WOW!!! CHEESE PRICES DROPPED !!! pic.twitter.com/a2x0XkVxbG
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) September 17, 2024
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brilliant pic.twitter.com/gHoPAdPzyx
— jack (kel)roy 𖦹 (@cowboyjigsaw) September 16, 2024
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Took out a loan from the bank pic.twitter.com/KvRbXQb3K0
— Andrew (@Swordfish978) September 19, 2024
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Tame Impala was right. The less I know, the better
— cyndi (@_cyyndaquil) September 17, 2024
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she’s writing down her tweet for later cuz her phone is dead pic.twitter.com/4BLtuGT3ks
— ant (@antsgethigh) September 16, 2024
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Why after a Pap smear they be like ima step out so you can get dressed. You done already seen everything I had to offer🤣🤣
— Big Boss V 💰 (@BigBossVette) September 18, 2024
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Googling “why does my period make me feel ____” gets you three articles that Are like “while this phenomenon hasn’t been studied…” and 50 Reddit threads of women discussing identical symptoms and timelines who have taught themselves biochemistry
— eliza (@elizamclamb) September 21, 2024
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sean kingston might disagree https://t.co/KGmFxwHPuv
— megs ツ (@megsxzum) September 17, 2024
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ive heard men who work in tech say things about women that construction workers would never even dream of
— mia (@boygrrI) September 19, 2024
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drinking coffee in a park in paris watching a group of french men put up the *worst* pickup basketball game performance I've ever seen. nobody can make a single bucket. no one is calling travels. they clap when someone almost make a shot. fundamentally unserious sports culture
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) September 22, 2024
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r u serious https://t.co/bOIxYg770s pic.twitter.com/OJarw7a13g
— MAUD (@MAUD_IFY) September 17, 2024
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everyone is on their own journey??? that is horrible maybe let’s get into groups of 3-5
— charlie (@chunkbardey) September 22, 2024
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my mom had three kids at my age omgggg she shouldve been at the club! (she actually was at the club and lost custody of me)
— az (@FIVESTARBlTCH) September 22, 2024
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help i thought she was wearing a mini hat 😭 https://t.co/SUHkJNGSwq
— cin (@chronocanary) September 22, 2024
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My son says he doesn’t like being born on December 31st coz it takes too long to get to his next birthday. I tried explaining to him that it’s the same for everyone, but part of me kind of got what he was saying.
— Priscilla (@MamaTapoka) September 20, 2024
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Fun fact: my dad was part of the Ashley Madison leak but he hasn’t been married for decades which means he was just on there for the love of the game https://t.co/cX31ChMnYo
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) September 19, 2024
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i never change my voice around my boyfriend, he knows we talk man to man
— jynx (@jynxbby) September 21, 2024
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My best friend is out of town, and she venmoed us $100 to take her dog out for lunch on his 10th adoptaversary. pic.twitter.com/ELvy6ns6DL
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 21, 2024
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getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head
— alice (@aliceisnotjokes) September 22, 2024
24.
Ok I think everyone who’s ever listened to podcasts is now aware of the concept of Better Help therapy. Let’s wrap that campaign up
— Sean (@seanbeegee) September 22, 2024
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Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh https://t.co/vtHbod0LgQ
— Austine (@theereal_one) September 20, 2024
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Automatic air fresheners: pic.twitter.com/plBLEeJZcz
— andrew (@floellaumbagabe) September 18, 2024
ITV2 / Via Twitter: @floellaumbagabe
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girl idk pls leave me alone for i start crying https://t.co/5ckscG5jbu
— Z (@shxvxj) September 22, 2024
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