I Almost Dropped My Latte Cackling At These 22 Hilarious Pet Tweets
Throughout life's ups and downs, one thing that's always constant is the ridiculousness of our pets.
So here are 22 funny pet tweets to honor their consistency:
1.
I was so mad but then I came home and my dog had on this dumbass shoes pic.twitter.com/hj0jmQn3rX
— GOTHICC (@frankenfemme_) January 9, 2025
2.
described my dog as a “man of few words” and the uber driver didn’t laugh. gonna open the door on the freeway.
— erin (@ratsnotagain) January 12, 2025
3.
I put a hat on my cat😂 pic.twitter.com/steFOOOsor
— Angi (@angitradez) January 13, 2025
4.
" My cat wakes me up every morning, but today I woke him up🤭 " pic.twitter.com/N26vSWy1Zg
— Cats with pawerful aura (@AURACATAI) January 9, 2025
Reddit: u/pystar / Via reddit.com
5.
following my cat around the apartment asking how he can possibly be america’s biggest little boy while he ignores me and walks faster and faster like a reporter chasing the defendant after the judge reads the guilty verdict
— old tom (@YuckyTom) January 11, 2025
6.
my cat threw up and covered it with MY STOLAS PLUSHIE pic.twitter.com/aN4PwN0TrE
— ✨💖 Harp(er) 🌟 (@HUSK3RDUST) January 10, 2025
Fox / Via Twitter: @HUSK3RDUST
7.
I tell my dog “bless you” when he sneezes. He has feelings too.
— Amber Haugen (@haugen2016) January 12, 2025
8.
don't forget to charge your car pic.twitter.com/WuHIxw4FUO
— Cats with pawerful aura (@AuraCatAi) January 13, 2025
Instagram: @peachuu__u / Via instagram.com
9.
When I catch my dog eating something he shouldn’t be https://t.co/2xbKSSGxc4
— ann (@annnniethuy) January 12, 2025
Victory+ / Via Twitter: @annnniethuy
10.
My cat after he posts a banger on X waiting to see if any of his homies vibe with the content. pic.twitter.com/4GyVNAnT6Z
— Eliza (@elizableu) January 7, 2025
11.
I love my dog more than life itself, but he peed on me, so he's on thin ice 😤 pic.twitter.com/8VMAvasg1S
— Kala Elizabeth (@kalaelizabeth) January 10, 2025
12.
Dogs are so funny every time my dog see me grab a wig he gets up and follows me because he thinks i’m about to leave pic.twitter.com/AdSw96gfXi
— Grip Skylark 💕✨ (@talleyberrybaby) January 8, 2025
NBC / Via Twitter: @talleyberrybaby
13.
Should I tell her she has snow on her nose or pic.twitter.com/fUUY1hBdr2
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 13, 2025
14.
I recently bought my dog a talking Mr. Bill....his last "Oh Nooooooo...."...she took the talk box right out.... pic.twitter.com/iIvqX5xHg8
— gmdp1967 (@gmdp1967) January 11, 2025
15.
i learnt the word piss from my mom, she used to call my dog "madamn piss a lot" cause she would pee on the floor constantly
— Aurora 🐊| commissions OPEN!!! (@SpectralAurora_) January 10, 2025
16.
My dog just gave me a hug should I cry ( she has an avoidant attachment style)
— Aisha (@aiiessha) January 10, 2025
17.
And I think my cat is capable of being a dog https://t.co/acDGKFOppH
— Jesse Marshall (@jmarshfof) January 8, 2025
18.
When it’s 7:30 pm and my cat is already in her basket for the night pic.twitter.com/egVuJKZthf
— Phil Braun (@playazball) January 12, 2025
Disney / Via Twitter: @playazball
19.
Sorry I'm late, my dog found another dog's footprints in the snow and had to sniff every one of them.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 9, 2025
20.
What I say: I’m going to take a nap.What my dog hears: Time to play with squeaky toys.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 11, 2025
21.
I've never been as excited about anything as my dog is to go literally anywhere in my car.
— Syrup Tishus (@Syrup_Tishus) January 11, 2025
22.
I know my cat hates it when I squish her little face but I don’t do it nearly as many times as I want to and she should be grateful for that
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 10, 2025
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