22 People Who Are Straight Up Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Worse Week Than You
If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember...
1.The person who gave their mouse a good 'n' proper goopin':
2.The person who might want to flee the country:
3.The person who was kind enough to share some dental hygiene tips with their cat:
4.The person whose neighbors never let the party die:
5.The person whose shirt galavanted off to a magical land:
6.The person who successfully decanted a diaper:
7.The person who had the scare of a lifetime:
8.The person who had to yabba dabba doo this car to work:
9.The person who just drank the Prometheus goo:
10.The person who made a bunch of new friends today:
11.The person who Weezer would be ashamed of:
12.The person whose waffle has seen things... terrible things:
13.The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:
14.Ol' Green Foot:
15.The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:
16.The person who will never be comfortable pumpin' ever again:
17.The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:
18.The person who will not be getting their deposit back under any circumstances:
19.The person who lost the cookie lottery:
20.The person whose eggs went absolutely nuclear:
21.The person who found the world's strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:
22.And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core: