21 Insufferable Customers Who Should Be Banned From All Restaurants ASAP

1.This customer who put a fake Bitcoin on the table and left the restaurant without paying:

Bitcoin coin in a clear case on a wooden surface, symbolizing cryptocurrency investment
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2.This customer who left a bad review because she couldn't bring her dog into a RESTAURANT:

Review of a brewery says it's not pet-friendly despite marketing as such; response explains health code rules prevent accommodating pets; atmosphere rated 3/5
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3.This guy who left a creepy note on the reservation in case there were any "cute staff" interested in him:

A note reads: "I am with my ex-wife; we are friends, but not really; I am available if any cute staff is interested; I am the guy; women only; if not, first available; lol."
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4.This customer who signed the bill in the most illegible way possible:

Receipt showing total amount $58.61, with handwritten tips that are hard to read
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What number is this?????

A close-up of a scribbled unclear total signed at the bottom
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5.This mom who left her baby's DIRTY DIAPER on the TABLE:

a dirty diaper on a table
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6.This customer who left fake money for a tip:

A fake dollar bill
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Yup.

A fake bill with Donald Trump on it
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7.These parents who let their child do this at a restaurant and then left the mess behind:

Food all over the floor in a restaurant
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8.And these parents who left this mess — including a broken plate — that a restaurant host had to clean up:

A mess on the floor in a restaurant
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9.This customer who just couldn't use the trash can...despite sitting right next to it:

Trash on a table near a trash can
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10.This customer — who apparently was "demanding" — left this note instead of a tip:

"Sorry Im a college student Im broke"

11.These Wendy's customers who trashed their table for the employees to clean up:

Trash all over a restaurant table
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12.This restaurant that makes its servers pay a "tip refund" to cover credit card charges:

"TIP REFUND"
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13.This awful customer who gave the bartender no tip and left this message on the receipt:

"Eat shit fat ass"
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14.These parents who *also* don't clean up after their kids:

Food and waste all over the floor of a restaurant
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15.This customer who refused to eat her chicken because it was "pretty much raw":

Food on a plate
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16.This customer who left this note on the receipt:

"Would you have any interest in joining me in my room?"
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17.This group who asked for 32 separate checks:

A pile of restaurant bills
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18.This customer who thought it'd be cute to add a little love instead of tipping the server:

Someone who left a heart instead of a tip amount
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19.This man who left this note on his reservation:

"I am totally available if any of your cute staff is interested. I am the guy. Women only."
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20.This customer who left a petty note...and yep, no tip:

"Don't call me hun!"
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21.And finally, this terrible customer who thought leaving this was acceptable:

A dime on a plate
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