19 Wild Messages From Self-Absorbed Exes Who Went A Liiiittle Too Far

1.This ex who "accidentally" sent this message:

Text conversation: Person mistakenly sent a message about buying a $100 prepaid card. They apologize and express frustration with their phone
Text conversation: Person mistakenly sent a message about buying a $100 prepaid card. They apologize and express frustration with their phone

2.This ex who literally asked for a Christmas gift:

Text exchange where an ex shared how she wants a new pair of shoes but can't afford it; the recipient responds with "that sucks; thoughts and prayers"
Text exchange where an ex shared how she wants a new pair of shoes but can't afford it; the recipient responds with "that sucks; thoughts and prayers"

3.This ex who somehow accidentally added all the women he's tried to date in a group chat???

Text conversation discussing someone's approach to relationships and past dating experiences
Text conversation discussing someone's approach to relationships and past dating experiences

4.This ex who hadn't said a word in six months...then reached out to ask her former partner to renew their Netflix account so she can use it:

"I know you aint talking to me and shit but could you please just renew it?"
"I know you aint talking to me and shit but could you please just renew it?"

5.This "toxic" ex from four or five YEARS ago who keeps reaching out:

Text conversation about ending contact after a past toxic relationship, emphasizing the need to move on
Text conversation about ending contact after a past toxic relationship, emphasizing the need to move on

6.This ex (who was supposed to be blocked on everything) who decided to send a business inquiry:

Text conversation about ordering a Bundt cake: $35 each, 10 inches, serves 12-16 people
Text conversation about ordering a Bundt cake: $35 each, 10 inches, serves 12-16 people

7.This ex-wife who asked her former spouse for money to get into this new hobby:

"I'd like to start painting model horses with an airbrush but I be broke"
"I'd like to start painting model horses with an airbrush but I be broke"

8.This ex who creatively wanted to see if there was a chance at meeting up again — and got a very clear answer:

"GETLOST 1,2 and 3"
"GETLOST 1,2 and 3"

9.This greedy ex who asked for free food after the breakup — then complained when it wasn't what he wanted:

Screenshot of a text conversation
Screenshot of a text conversation
"I was gonna ask for a soda"
"I was gonna ask for a soda"
"I didnt have to help, but i did because i still care about you"
"I didnt have to help, but i did because i still care about you"
"Tell em to cancel it"
"Tell em to cancel it"
"Not if they started making it i dont think"
"Not if they started making it i dont think"

10.This ex-girlfriend who tried to get a deal on a cutting board her former partner was selling:

Screenshot of a text conversation
Screenshot of a text conversation

11.This photographer whose current partner's ex reached out and asked for a free professional photoshoot:

Screenshot of a text conversation
Screenshot of a text conversation

12.This ex during quarantine who was feeling nostalgic:

"I miss us so badly"
"I miss us so badly"

13.This ex who came back after 10 years to send this at 1:18 a.m.:

"you were my favorite human for awhile"
"you were my favorite human for awhile"

14.This ex-wife who doesn't want her son to have a better car than her:

"If I want to get my son something nice I should be able to."
"If I want to get my son something nice I should be able to."

15.This ex who owes $30,000 and then blocked their former partner after reaching out with these texts:

"You could have just sent me an update without saying hey. I don't understand. Cut to the chase."
"You could have just sent me an update without saying hey. I don't understand. Cut to the chase."

16.This ex-spouse who reached out because they 'did not know how' to pay their phone bill:

"I don't know what any of that means,?"
"I don't know what any of that means,?"

17.This person whose Netflix password was stolen by their friend's ex — who then got upset when the password was changed:

"just pay for it once a month yourself"
"just pay for it once a month yourself"
"Funny cause your a grown ass man still depending on other people"
"Funny cause your a grown ass man still depending on other people"
"find your own tax prep"
"find your own tax prep"
Screenshot of a text conversation
Screenshot of a text conversation

18.This ex who late-night texted their former partner who is now married:

"It's a weird time to be texting if you're not sure who you're texting."
"It's a weird time to be texting if you're not sure who you're texting."

19.And finally, this ex who suddenly decided to reveal this information three years after the breakup:

Screenshot of a text conversation
Screenshot of a text conversation