Yahoo Lifestyle 17 Hilarious Photos That I'm Going To Hell For Finding Funny
Hello Jesus, sir! I hope all is well with you. First, let me say how handsome you are!
But if you didn’t actually look like that, and this computer-generated image (created by forensic anthropologist Richard Neave) is more accurate, well, it's also really, really handsome!
Basically, either way, sir, you look great!
So yeah, I just wanted to say hi and explain that BuzzFeed is a website that publishes a lot of humor posts — all in good fun! — and this is just another one of those. I certainly don’t want to offend you with your power to smite and whatnot. We cool? I’m going to assume we’re cool. OK, thank you, sir!
With no further ado, here are 17 funny photos that the man upstairs will not be offended by because he has a great sense of humor (I, ahem, hope):
1.First, there's this truck...which is the holiest of all semis:
2.This unintentionally funny scene from the '90s-era Animated Stories from the Bible:
The video of the scene — which you can watch here — is even harder not to snicker through.
3.And this absolutely ripped Jesus outside a church looks ready to star in his own action movie franchise (Tagline: Betray him...at your own risk):
Hey, Jesus! It's just me popping in again to reiterate again this is all in good fun! By the way, I don't know why I mention this, but I was just rereading the Sermon on the Mount, and that was some truly tremendous teaching, sir! I mean, its message of love, compassion, and selflessness, plus your plea for us to help those less well off than us...great stuff! Truly!
4.Next there's this nativity scene that — like something out of a soap opera — revealed a shocking twist...Jesus has a twin!
5.There's this supermarket display that's full of godliness...and sugar:
6.And this totally authentic autographed copy of the Bible someone found in a motel drawer:
7.There's this person who tried — and failed — to use Jesus to pass a test:
8.This mischievous kid who replaced his parents' photo of Jesus with one of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi (and they haven't noticed two months later):
9.And Dave who...well, just look at what Dave did:
Hey everyone, if you didn’t know, churches will be spreading the word of Jesus this Sunday and every Sunday! You should definitely check it out! (Just spreading the word for you, Jesus!)
10.There's this sign that doesn't read quite like they hoped:
11.This sign that also reads differently than intended:
12.And this one which makes you wonder, who is writing these things?
13.There's this religious group's pamphlet that got the texts mixed up so it looks like Jesus doesn't have time for you:
14.This hilarious image someone discovered by accidentally typing Christ Pratt instead of Chris Pratt:
See, the guy is holding a baby dinosaur because he starred in a bunch of Jurassic Park movies. Have you seen those movies, Jesus? Actually, I have no idea if you watch movies. But if you do, you should check them out. They're pretty good.
15.And this painting which is titled — you guessed it — "Christ on a Cracker":
Hi, everyone. Me again. Just thought I'd mention for no particular reason that I just did six Our Fathers and ten Hail Marys. Felt good! And I'll pray more later. Definitely.
16.Moving along...we've got this hilariously sacrilegious Cheesus Christ grater:
17.And yikes! Here's Lord Jesus Christ showing up in the crime blotter (just kidding...it's just some dude who changed his name legally to Lord Jesus Christ):
That's the end, Jesus! Like I said, all in good fun. Quick question, sir: My writing this isn't the kind of thing Saint Peter would have written down in his ledger when I reach the Gates of Heaven, is it? If so, can you maybe just let him know it was, you know, (wipes sweat) all in good fun? Ok, bye! Thank you, Jesus! Love you!
