115 Funny White Lie Ideas That'll Make Your T-Shirt the Talk of the Party

If you haven’t been to a "White Lie" party, you haven’t lived. OK, that’s a lie, but they’re very fun! The idea is simple: Instead of dressing up in your fanciest party ‘fits, everyone wears a white t-shirt with a small fib written on it. And if you need suggestions, we've got 115 funny white lie shirt ideas that should definitely inspire you.

These little lies are usually about funny habits or quirks we all have but don't like to admit. It’s a great way to get people laughing—and also make you feel more connected to your friends, because some little white lies are universal!

Whether you're a seasoned fibber or a first-time white liar, we've got you covered with 115 ideas for girls and guys that'll have everyone at the party saying, "Honestly, same?"

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What Is a White Lie Party?

Time for a truth bomb: The idea behind a White Lie party is that you just show up in a white t-shirt with a little white lie written on it. They can be simple, clever, weird or funny. But they have to be a lie! The idea is you can see your friends’ lies and then you can all talk about them together. It’s a great way to peek into the inside of your besties brains—and they can see the inside of yours. Just remember, the most important thing to do is lie!

115 White Lie Shirt Ideas

1. "I only hit snooze once."

2. "I floss daily."

3. "I'm running late because of traffic."

4. "I read the terms and conditions."

5. "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."

6. "This is my natural hair color."

7. "I'm not procrastinating, I work better under pressure."

8. "I'm listening to a podcast, not ignoring you."

9. "I'm not addicted to coffee, I can quit anytime."

10. "I only check social media once a day."

11. "I'm not shy, I'm mysterious."

12. "I totally meal prep every Sunday."

13. "I never gossip."

14. "I always return my shopping cart."

15. "I don't care what people think of me."

16. "I never judge a book by its cover."

17. "I always stick to my New Year's resolutions."

18. "I don't have a favorite child."

19. "I never look at my phone while walking."

20. "I don't mind when people cancel plans."

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White Lies Ideas

21. "I'm not lost, I'm taking the scenic route."

22. "I wasn't napping, I was resting my eyes."

23. "I'm a morning person."

24. "I don't mind sharing my food."

25. "I always follow the recommended serving size."

26. "I don't have a junk drawer."

27. "I never use Wikipedia for research."

28. "I can parallel park on the first try."

29. "I don't mind when my food touches on the plate."

30. "I never sing in the shower."

31. "I always fold my laundry right away."

32. "I don't have a side of the bed."

33. "I never peek at my presents before Christmas."

34. "I don't mind when people talk during movies."

35. "I always remember to water my plants."

36. "I never pretend to be busy to avoid plans."

37. "I don't have a 'work personality.'"

38. "I never use my phone on the toilet."

39. "I always finish the books I start."

40. "I don't mind when people use speaker phone in public."

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Funny White Lies

41. "I've never Googled myself."

42. "I don't have a Finsta."

43. "I don't rehearse conversations in my head."

44. "I've never eaten food off the floor."

45. "I don't have imaginary arguments in the shower."

46. "I've never stalked an ex on social media."

47. "I don't dance when I'm home alone."

48. "I've never tried to impress my pets."

49. "I don't talk to myself... out loud... in public."

50. "I've never pretended to be on the phone to avoid someone."

51. "I don't have a drawer full of sauce packets."

52. "I've never Googled my symptoms and diagnosed myself."

53. "I don't have a 'good side' for photos."

54. "I've never sent a text to the wrong person."

55. "I don't pretend to be asleep when someone enters the room."

56. "I've never lied about my age."

57. "I don't have a secret stash of snacks."

58. "I've never used a filter on my selfies."

59. "I don't have a favorite swear word."

60. "I've never pretended to like a gift I hated."

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Hilarious White Lie T-Shirt Ideas

61. "I don't have multiple personalities... we checked."

62. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."

63. "I don't procrastinate, I just do everything in the last minute."

64. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

65. "I’m not picky, I'm just very particular about everything."

66. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a staff meeting."

67. "I don't have commitment issues, I'm just sampling the buffet of life."

68. "I'm not indecisive, I'm just exploring all my options... forever."

69. "I don't have road rage, I'm just a driving enthusiast."

70. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."

71. "I don't have a bad memory, I just make room for more important things."

72. "I'm not messy, I have a complex filing system."

73. "I don't overthink, I'm just thorough."

74. "I'm not stubborn, I'm just committed to my opinions."

75. "I don't have trust issues, I'm just selectively trusting."

76. "I'm not addicted to my phone, I'm a digital enthusiast."

77. "I don't have a shopping problem, I'm stimulating the economy."

78. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have very high standards... for everything."

79. "I don't avoid confrontation, I'm a peace-keeper."

80. "I'm not always late, I just operate on my own time zone."

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More White Lie Ideas to Spark Your Creativity

81. "I never fake laugh at jokes I don't understand."

82. "I always remember people's names after being introduced."

83. "I've never pretended to know about a topic I know nothing about."

84. "I don't have a 'phone voice.'"

85. "I never judge people based on their taste in music."

86. "I always follow the 'wash colors separately' rule."

87. "I've never used a calculator for simple math."

88. "I don't have strong opinions about pineapple on pizza."

89. "I've never taken more than one candy from a 'take one' bowl."

90. "I love to camp."

91. "I've never pretended to be busy to seem important."

92. "I don't have a secret Twitter account."

93. "I've never looked up my ex's new partner online."

94. "I never ate an entire cake by myself."

95. "I've never lied about my height on a dating app."

96. "I don't have a carefully curated playlist for when people ride in my car."

97. "I've never pretended to know a song everyone else knows."

98. "I don't have an entire language of inside jokes with my pet."

99. "I've never pretended to be interested in a hobby to impress someone."

100. "I always change out of my PJs when I work from home."

101. "I've never used a fake name at a coffee shop just for fun."

102. "I don't have a secret handshake with my reflection."

103. "I've never practiced my signature to make it look cooler."

104. "I don't have a dance routine for when I'm alone in an elevator."

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105. "I've never pretended my life is a music video while wearing headphones."

106. "I don't have a superhero pose I do before important meetings."

107. "I've never renamed my wifi to send a passive-aggressive message to my neighbors."

108. "I don't have a 'good' pair of sweatpants for going out in public."

109. "I've never pretended to be on an important call to avoid small talk."

110. "I’m outdoorsy!"

111. "I've never used 'reply all' by accident."

112. "I never ghosted anyone."

113. "I've never eaten anything out of a bulk bin without paying."

114. "I don't have an internal monologue narrating my life."

115. "I've never written a white lie for a t-shirt party."

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