Taylor Swift, you’re not fooling us!
We’ve also been in your shoes after a bitter breakup…. Although our ex isn’t as hot as Calvin Harris!
Tay, we can see through your ‘showmance’ with Tom Hiddleston…. It's because you're trying to get back at Calvin Harris, because you’re hurt.
Hurt that he lost interest in your relationship, and you don’t want to lose face to your fans or admit to yourself that you’re going through another heartbreak.
When the hunky Tom Hiddleston arrives on your doorstep at the Met Gala in May, you must've thought he was the perfect guy to get your revenge on Calvin with. He’s handsome, he’s B-list but more importantly he’s single and keen to boost his profile.
You’ve got to admit, the timing was laughably perfect for his sexy magazine shoot with W Magazine hitting the shelves. And if he’s after landing the role of James Bond, then with your power to ‘control the media’ as you do, we’d say he’s almost certainly going to be the next spy drinking his Martini’s shaken, not stirred.
As someone who protects their image as much as you do, we can’t believe that you’d carelessly allow to be caught cuddling up to The Night Manager so openly on a Rhode Island beach like that.
Plus, it took you ages to meet Calvin’s parents, but you’re quite happy to be paraded around with Tom’s publicly.
Have you even sought out your famous friend’s approval? Calvin was heavily integrated into your squad, but it seems Tom is yet to meet your A-list pals. (Maybe because he’s so new on the scene.)
This whole “I don’t care about my ex, I’ve moved on already” is soooo High School. You and Calvin both still clearly care about each other, otherwise you wouldn’t have both deleted each other off social media.
The revelation that you and Hiddleston have suddenly started dating is going to get people talking for sure, and for now, that seems to be what you want. People meaning Calvin. Maybe you're just trying to convince yourself that you've moved on?
But just remember this little ‘stunt’ won’t help you win Calvin back, and while it may give you so more inspo for a whole new album - you could get your heart broken all over again.... More publicly and more painfully.