Your Other Half Won't Be Able to Resist These Silly Valentine's Day Puns

It's official, Valentine's Day is here! And before you stress out about all you have to do before Friday (you know, buying Valentine's Day gifts, baking heart-shaped desserts, and getting your Valentine's Day manicure), take a few moments to laugh! After all, the holiday can be serious and romantic, but we're always here for the silly side.

Whether you're looking for a cute Valentine's Day Instagram caption or something that will put a smile on a teacher or coworker's face, we've got you covered with Valentine's Day jokes and one-liners that won't get you in trouble. The clever one-liners and messages are perfect to jot down and share with all of your friends on February 14.

Valentine's Day Puns for Teachers and Students

• You're best in class!

• Chalk it up to fate that you're my teacher.

• Happy to be your princi-pal.

• You multiply my happiness.

• You don't have to read between the lines: Be my Valentine.

• You always have the write stuff.

• There's nothing elementary about our friendship.

• You always ace the test, Valentine.

• We have the best chemistry.

• We're always on the same page.

• I don't need to study to know our friendship gets an A.

• You're so bright, I need to wear sunglasses.

Valentine's Day Animal Puns

• I turt-ally love you.
  

• I'm not lion—you're my favorite.

• Your love is un-frog-ettable.

• I'm paw-sitively wild about you.

• You are the deer-est Valentine of all.

• Meow and forever, I love you.

• I'm not lion: You're the love of my life.

• You octopi my heart and mind.

• You are o-fish-ally the cutest.

• No bunny compares to you, Valentine.

• Seal-ed with a kiss.

• I ruff you.

• You are porcu-fine.

• I’m quite fawned of you, my dear.

• You're one in a chameleon.

• We need each otter.

• Owl always love you.

• You're my pup of tea.

• Rhino you're the one for me.

• Bee mine?

• I’m feline fine with you.

• You’re my soymate.

• Can't bear life without you.

• You're my otter half forever.

• You give my life porpoise, Valentine.

• I'm not lion when I say my Valentine is the best.

Valentine's Day Heart Puns

• Don't play heart to get.

• I can heart-ly wait to see you.

• You're my tweet-heart.

• You stole my heart and now you're under cardiac arrest.

• My love for you is never in vein.

• You don't have to be a locksmith to have the key to my heart.

• You don't miss a beat.

• I wear my heart on my sleeve. That's why I never wear a tank top.

Valentine's Day Food Puns

• Give me a hug and a quiche.

• I'll never dessert you.

• I simply donut know what I'd do without you, Valentine.

• I only have fries for you.

• Brie mine.

• You got a pizza my heart.

• Olive you so much.

• You melt me.

• My heart beets for you.

• I’m tortellini in love with you.

• Don’t go bacon my heart.

• I love ewe.

• There’s never enough thyme with you.

• How much do a love you? A latte.

• Love you so matcha.

• I think you're grate.

• Pie like you berry much.

• I love you s'more and s'more.

• You're simply my jam.

• Love you from my head tomatoes.

• We're mint to be.

• You make miso happy.

• Words can't espresso how much I love you.

• You are one in a melon.

• Will you peas be mine?

• I a-peach-iate you.

• We make a great pear.

• Corny though it may be, you are a-maize-ing.

• You’re my everything bagel.

• All you knead is love.

• I carrot-ton about you.

• Happy Valentine's Day, cute-tea!

• I have a whole latte love for you.

• Let's canoodle.

• You've got me tongue-tied.

• I love you a waffle lot.

• You are the loaf of my life.

• To my butter half on this Valentine's Day.

Nature-Themed Valentine's Day Puns

• I lichen you a lot.

• I'm pining fir you.

• I'm falling for you, so please never leaf me.

• You rock.

• I love you so moss.

• Be vine.

• Tell me you beleaf in love, Valentine.

• You are tree-mendous.

• There's so mushroom in my heart for you.

• Aloe you vera much.

• This Valentine's Day doesn't succ, thanks to you.

Crafty Valentine's Day Puns

• I love you with all my art.

• You’re the highlight of my day!

• You’re sew special to me.

• I love you sew much!

• Wool you be mine, Valentine?

• I wool always love yew.

• You color my world.

• I think you are just write, Valentine.

Math and Science Valentine's Day Puns

• I love you a watt.

• I sulfur when you argon.
  

• You’re as sweet as Pi.

• When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.

• Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.

• You're acute Valentine.

• We’ve got serious chemistry.

• My love for you simply radiates.

• I've been thinking of U periodically.

• I aorta tell you how much I love you.

• Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

• You're the ruler of my heart.

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