Yahoo Lifestyle My Stomach Is In Knots From Laughing Over These 36 Election Tweets On My Timeline Right Now
The results are coming in, but it's still too early to call the 2024 election. Regardless, I'm sure you could use a good laugh to help release some of the tension. In that case, I've got you covered with some of the funniest tweets on the timeline right now:
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Just voted pic.twitter.com/6ilCa7vlFR
— Romlib 🇺🇸 🎄 (check pinned) (@romcomi) November 5, 2024
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“Kamala is going to raise taxes”You have your Venmo on the back of your 06 Nissan Altima,she is NOT talking about you
— Ivan Adomaitis (@OffbrandCanelo) November 5, 2024
3.
If he ain’t vote, he gets no throat.That’s the rule.
— Homo Spirit Activate! (@durandbernarr) November 5, 2024
4.
Voting before work and telling your job you still need to vote so you can leave 2 hours early >>>>
— Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 (@KryssyLaReina) November 5, 2024
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Jill Stein going back into hiding for the next 4 years pic.twitter.com/LXd0N5cxyv
— jer🥥🌴 (@djatmos1) November 5, 2024
Disney / Via Twitter: @djatmos1
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A woman can’t run the country but anything go wrong you call your mama or your ole lady.
— Aryn (@arynu_) November 5, 2024
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Nutritionally what will happen tonight is off the record
— Lyz Lenz (@lyzl) November 5, 2024
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— Amy A (@lolennui) November 4, 2024
A24 / Via Twitter: @lolennui
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If you waited in the Ticketmaster queue for Eras Tour tickets you can stay in line to vote today.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 5, 2024
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why is she talking to me like this pic.twitter.com/bGeibguKVw
— prance (@bocxtop) November 5, 2024
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I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me
— Lukas Battle (@lukasbattle) November 6, 2024
12.
You can really tell who has 2016 trauma and who was too young to remember.
— Stefan Smith (@TheStefanSmith) November 5, 2024
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NOBODY VOTED FOR EITHER OF THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/2AHQJyfxMO
— bo (or in a season of crime) (@TheldlerWheel) November 5, 2024
AP News / Via Twitter: @TheldlerWheel
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you haven’t voted early and aren’t in line? pic.twitter.com/qxVNKNmgaH
— cousin faith (@wetsykcin) November 5, 2024
51 Minds Entertainment / Via Twitter: @wetsykcin
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starting my period on election day because i'm a true patriot who bleeds for this country
— emmy 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 (@emxlymargaret) November 5, 2024
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lmk when they start live updating the electoral map so i can take a 100mg edible
— ♡ bri ♡ (@blazinwithbri) November 5, 2024
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got my sticker!!!! pic.twitter.com/vbrl2G9eN4
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) November 5, 2024
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That's right fellow Republicans, stay ONLINE. Do NOT leave your computer https://t.co/cGfpN5T9ug
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) November 5, 2024
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"How's it going?"Me: pic.twitter.com/JbdXOclH7j
— Todd Owyoung (@toddowyoung) November 4, 2024
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steve kornacki tonight… pic.twitter.com/9nLLgs9XyU
— Qwin Izukumaru (@QwinOmaru) November 5, 2024
21.
pole = 💈poll = 🗳️
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) November 5, 2024
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California, New York, & Illinois holding it down as blue states every election: pic.twitter.com/gXviAsZXjB
— Ms. Andry Noir, PhD (@keatingssixth) November 6, 2024
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“I’m voting for grocery prices” I’m voting for you to retake high school economics class
— fallen angel of doom (@DSBMandchill) November 5, 2024
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The election texts you receive as you get closer to polls closing pic.twitter.com/ej9PE1KQTb
— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) November 5, 2024
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I'm sorry but we should not be stressed out like this every 4 years.
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) November 5, 2024
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Genuinely curious how he tops this tmrw https://t.co/NkLHYBGPDz
— Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung) November 5, 2024
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If Kamala wins, Tim said he gonna throw something on the grill.
— Niccoya | Winter Arc (@niccoyat) November 5, 2024
28.
If Kamala win we all gotta go get silk presses
— esse ᡣ𐭩 (@essdaprettiest) November 5, 2024
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no president gone make you rich btw, if you was broke today gone be broke tomorrow
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) November 5, 2024
30.
My momma left to vote for Kamala at 7:08am. Yes, she’s an AKA.
— Mel Smith (@iamMelsmith) November 5, 2024
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Long lines in PA, MI, and WI today, was barely able to vote in all three
— tyson brody (@tysonbrody) November 5, 2024
32.
DC is so unserious why are you selling “piña kamalas”
— Tromac 🫶🏾 (@Tromac_wav) November 5, 2024
33.
I'd like to report voter fraud, there is a convicted felon on my ballot!!!
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) November 5, 2024
34.
yall hoes was getting free lunch K-12 and wanna vote for Trump. pathetic
— Tati (@teelevelss) November 5, 2024
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— Cory Booker (@CoryBooker) November 6, 2024
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oof it is NOT looking good for Biden
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 5, 2024
