People On Facebook Marketplace Have Quite Literally Never Been Wilder Than When They Posted These 37 Listings

I'll die on the hill that Facebook has some of the absolute most unhinged content on the internet, and Facebook Marketplace is destination #1.

Scroll for a minute and you'll find it doesn't take long to come across some questionable, instant-screenshot listings. Here are 37 of the wackiest:

1.Wondering if it's $50 per half:

2.$1.79 for a lighter at your local gas station — OR $2... for a third of one... from a stranger online...

3.Tried to kill me in my sleep. $75, please:

4.This is how I found out ice cream beans exist, and I need 14 of these plants now:

5.Happiest of Father's Days to the proud pop getting this:

6.For when you just desperately need a dose of luxury while you're roughin' it on the camping trip:

7.Beauty is in the eyes, blah blah blah:

8.Truly, good for her:

9.No rust, promise:

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10.Take home a piece of vintage history (cough cough, haul this for me):

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11.The "seeking free labor" approach happens SO often:

12.Seriously, it happens ALL the time (wait, these people want you to BUY it, too):

13.So glad I wasn't alive to see these things in a department store:

14.Every Swifite's dream, right (?):

15.Appreciating this one from a distance:

16.Hmmm, I hope not:

17.Been looking for one of these since first grade:

18.Just 😭:

19.Now that's a conversation piece:

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20.Nature is beautiful:

21.Nightmare fuel could be yours for $4K:

22....Art?:

23.Eh, I'll wait for the spring menu to drop:

24.Grotty, grimy, free:

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25.You could spend $10 on a hot glue gun, or on a priceless luxury service:

26.Puppies are "new," I guess:

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27."It tastes good":

28.$1.5M, I know what I have:

29.Someone didn't pay attention to the photos they were pulling from their camera roll:

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30.Sigh:

31.Free if mother nature doesn't get to it first:

32.Where– What– How:

33."Very fast, lots of women":

34.For the EXTREMELY dedicated Browns fan:

35.Hey, it works:

36.I like to make my own jars of baby doll parts, TYVM:

37.And lastly, this kitchen-or-garden beauty:

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Have you ever seen a listing that made you so utterly confused on Facebook Marketplace (or elsewhere on the internet)? Let's laugh about it together in the comments.