Yahoo Lifestyle You’ll Be the Most Fungi (or Fun-gal) at the Party with These 58 Mushroom Puns and Jokes
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Whether you're a die-hard fungi fan or have mush-love for a good pun, there's no denying the comedic potential of mushrooms. These edible wonders aren’t only delicious, but they’re also so funny, you’ll be crying out for spore!
Get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey with this collection of mushroom jokes and puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone—and probably make you crave a grilled portabello.
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Best Mushroom Jokes
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1. What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive? A spores car!
2. Why was the mushroom always invited to the kitchen? Because he's a champignon!
3. How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
4. Why did the mushroom break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always shiitake-ing him for granted!
5. How does a mushroom clean his house? With a mush-broom.
6. Are mushrooms cool? Morel less.
7. What made the mushroom forager such a good person? He had good morels.
8. Why are mushrooms such good storytellers? Because they have a lot of cap-tivating tales!
9. What did the mushroom do when he won the lottery? He took a trip around the spore-ld.
10. Why did the mushroom go to school? To get a little more room for growth.
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fun. Fun who? Fungi!
12. Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with the lady mushroom? Because shiitake too much!
13. Where do baby mushrooms grow before they are born? In the mushwomb!
14. Why did the mushroom get a promotion? Because he's always a cap-tain of industry.
15. Why did the mushroom get in a fight with the tree? Because he had a real spore-ious accusation!
16. Why did the athletic mushroom adopt a dog to run with? Because he wanted a spore-t companion!
17. Why did the mushroom go to the doctor? Because he had a spore back!
18. What do you call a mushroom who's always gossiping? A real spore-t-teller!
19. Why is it a bad idea to eat too many mushrooms for dinner? Because you won't have mushroom left for dessert.
20. What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks? A fungi to be around!
21. What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? I love you so mush-groom!
22. What did the shitake say to the portabella? You’re im-spore-tant to me.
23. What's a mushroom's favorite Disney movie? Chanterelle-a.
24. Why did the mushroom get picked on at school? Because he's a little spore-loser!
25. What do you call a mushroom that has nothing nice to say? A shi'talkin mushroom.
26. Why did the mushroom bring an umbrella? In case of spore-ty weather!
27. What did the two mushrooms do when they had a disagreement? They decided to spore-t it out!
28. Why couldn't the mushroom get into the club? He wasn't mold enough.
29. How do mushrooms work from home? They host meetings on Zhroom.
30. What do mama mushrooms sing to their babies? "Mush little baby, don't say a word..."
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Best Mushroom Puns
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31. Never use “mushroom” as your password. It’s not stroganoff.
32. Eating mushrooms in the morning is the breakfast of champignons.
33. I didn't always like mushrooms, but they've finally started to grow on me.
34. Mushrooms can't be trusted—they're notorious for stalk-ing.
35. A mushroom in need says, "Help! I'm in truffle!"
36. I'm spored of your mushroom puns. Got shroom for any new material?
37. Mushroom puns are perfect for any occasion. They're portabello and can be read on the go.
38. Mushrooms always win arguments. They don’t leave mushroom for debate.
39. He may have been a fun-gi, but he sure did have questionable morels.
40. Unfortunately, many mushroom puns are in spore taste.
41. I'm not a big fan of mushrooms, but they really grow on you.
42. When they're traveling, mushrooms fly out of the air-portabello.
43. A mushroom that makes music is a de-composer.
44. It's hard to have a bad day when you there's so mushroom for joy.
45. I want to share a joke about fungus, but I don't have enough shroom to write it down.
46. If you can't mushroom for improvement, then you're not really trying.
47. When I see a mushroom, I can't help but say, "You're a real fun guy!"
48. My friend asked me how I make mushroom soup and I told him, "You just put a little spore into it."
49. Mushrooms are really down to earth. In fact, they're practically on the ground.
50. I can't believe how mush-room there is in the fridge, I better go shopping!
51. A giant mushroom is hu-fungus.
52. A mushroom that can't be trusted is a real shiitake character.
53. You take up mushroom in my heart!
54. Shiitake happens!
55. Mushrooms retire when they get too mold.
56. A mushroom that’s in a hurry is called a mush-VROOM!
57. The friendliest mushroom is a porta-hello.
58. We mushroom-ain calm.
