Inside Scoop: 45 Great Ice Cream Quotes, Sayings & Captions

Ice cream quotes

Few desserts are as universally loved as ice cream. From a simple scoop in a bowl to an elaborately constructed sundae, ice cream has the ability to brighten moods and cool down even the hottest days. Its creamy texture and sweet flavors have inspired people across cultures and generations to wax poetic about this frozen treat.

Here are some of the best quotes and sweet sayings that capture the deliciousness and joy of ice cream. Eat up!

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The Best Ice Cream Quotes



1. Stephen Colbert: "Ryan Gosling, what is the best sandwich?" Ryan Gosling: "Ice cream."

2. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kind of the same thing." —Unknown

3. "Life is better with sprinkles on top." —Unknown

4. "There's always room for ice cream." —Unknown

5. "Never settle for just one scoop." —Unknown

6. "My love for ice cream emerged at an early age—and has never left!" —Ginger Rogers

7. "You're the sprinkles to my ice cream." —Unknown

8. "Ice cream is the cherry on top of life." —Unknown

9. "Ice cream: because you deserve a treat." —Unknown

10. "Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream." -Conan O'Brien

11. "I like my ice cream like I like my summers—endless." —Unknown

12. "I'd give up ice cream, but I'm not a quitter." —Unknown

13. “Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.” —Charles M. Schluz

14. "In a world full of options, choose ice cream." —Unknown

15. "Happiness is an ice cream sundae." —Unknown

16. "Chocolate, vanilla, or swirl? The answer is always yes." —Unknown

17. "There's nothing a scoop of ice cream can't fix." —Unknown

18. “My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it is on your plate.” —Thornton Wilder

19. "I scream for ice cream, and you should too." —Unknown

20. "Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal." —Voltaire

21. "Ice cream: because every day is a special occasion." —Unknown

22. "Your love is better than ice cream." —lyric from Sarah McLachlan's song Ice

23. "You can't buy love, but you can buy ice cream, and that's basically the same thing." —Unknown

24. “When I'm no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg." —Snoop Dogg

25. "There's no 'we' in ice cream. It's all 'me.'" —Unknown

26. "Life is short; eat the ice cream first!" —Unknown

27. "There's no such thing as too much ice cream." —Unknown

28. "Ice cream: where every spoonful is a scoop of joy." —Unknown

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Ice Cream Instagram Captions



29. Every day is Sundae!

30. I'm here for a good time, and by 'good time,' I mean ice cream time.

31. My favorite exercise? Lifting the spoon to my mouth with ice cream on it.

32. If you can't fix it with ice cream, you're just not using enough ice cream!

33. Make sundaes, not war.

34. Ice cream: the only thing that solves problems without any side effects.

35. Ice cream: the breakfast of champions.

36. I'm in a committed relationship—with this ice cream cone.

37. Ice cream is my therapy, and I'm due for a session.

38. Why have abs when you can have ice cream?

39. Ice cream makes everything better. Trust me, I'm an expert.

40. My life's a mess, but at least my ice cream is perfectly scooped.

41. If you can't handle me at my ice creamiest, you don't deserve me at my salad.

42. I'm just a girl standing in front of a tub of ice cream, asking it to be more than half full.

43. I'm not emotional; I just need ice cream to survive.

44. Ice cream—because being an adult is hard.

45. I'll take two scoops of happiness, please!

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