Yahoo Lifestyle "My Dog Barking Like He Got His $75 For Pet Rent" — Plus 25 More Hilarious Black Tweets You MUST See This Week
I love nothing more than taking a good ol' scroll through Black Twitter because I know I'll be cackling for days. So, here are the funniest Black tweets I could find from this week. Enjoy!
1.
bra no way my mom used ai to see what my brother looked like in da future… n made it her wallpaper pic.twitter.com/SZNe0APquS
— sim ✿ (@sossmona) June 4, 2024
@sossmona
2.
Omm @McDonalds count y’all mfkn days pic.twitter.com/jL34ozORRc
— yaraagetsmewetter💐 (@SmackKay) June 2, 2024
@SmackKay
3.
I’m finna order this & put it on side of my house since my kids wanna keep wasting water bottles and running in & out my house 😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/WRRCQSCTOD
— 𝟚ꫝⅈᧁꫝ𝟚ᥴ𝕣ꪗ🦄 (@xo_dreamyy) June 3, 2024
@xo_dreamyy
4.
it should not be this hard to cancel a planet fitness membership. I’m joining a new gym so I wanted to cancel and the lady at the front desk said “and if i don’t cancel it, what are you gunna do about it?”????????? pic.twitter.com/ZLgDpJgBbS
— Victor 🦇 (@himbo_chico) June 4, 2024
Bravo / @himbo_chico
5.
They arguing pic.twitter.com/Mbah0niJQW
— ki shiesty🥷🏾 (@kishiesty0) June 5, 2024
@kishiesty0
6.
this lady tammat she charge 400 for alicia keys braids bitch alicia better come perform for me
— nunu (@feen4nunu) June 8, 2024
@feen4nunu
7.
— 𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 (@heyyitsjanea) June 8, 2024
@heyyitsjanea
8.
my dog be barking like he got his $75 for pet rent
— DESTINY 🌸 (@lololitsdes) June 3, 2024
@lololitsdes
9.
at a juneteenth parade/block party in line for fried fish and this grandma sees that they were frying frozen fish, audibly gasped, and then turned around to the entire line and announced that they selling frozen fish and took her and her grandkids out of line
— amanda (@amandabb__) June 8, 2024
@amandabb__
10.
the sink is CLOSED pic.twitter.com/XECFWxhuIa
— Holuwarotimi (@r0timi_jr) June 7, 2024
@r0timi_jr
11.
farted so loud in the Dmv they in here talm bout let him go next fa he shit
— JAKARI (@JakariTyrese) June 7, 2024
@JakariTyrese
12.
when i link with my friends for lunch during the week i feel like i’m on real housewives of atlanta 😂😂
— amirah (@theamirahjay) June 3, 2024
@theamirahjay
13.
Walked by this girl at the museum yesterday and she said “hey twinnn” cuz our outfits were similar. Saw her at another party later in the bathroom and we were like “twinnn where have u been” and hugged and laughed and went our separate ways 😂😂 hope she got home safe. pic.twitter.com/Sa7GFGFk2T
— Bring back $150 braids (@Beebz05) June 8, 2024
Strapped Entertainment / @Beebz05 / Via giphy.com
14.
White people will name their dog Bradley and have 2 kids named Rocket and Buddy
— BASED SAVAGE (@crackcobain__) June 4, 2024
@crackcobain__
15.
HE GOT BACK WITH HER 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 https://t.co/w1Vw3auYof
— BASED SAVAGE (@crackcobain__) June 6, 2024
@crackcobain__
16.
Cynthia if she were to own a parking garage #rhoa pic.twitter.com/CKoN31FSWO
— rhom.bravo (@rhompeacock) June 7, 2024
@rhompeacock
17.
so much good music just dropped man it's release navidad fr fr
— dj agana (@DDDJAGANA) June 7, 2024
@DDDJAGANA
18.
When you arguing with your woman and she start making valid points pic.twitter.com/vZkj3WfC5X
— Maybe: Jacoby (@Getthebagcoach) June 3, 2024
@Getthebagcoach
19.
I don’t do no baby talk. I talk to kids likeBernie Mac talked to Jordan 😭😭
— Teck (@TeckTreyz) June 7, 2024
@TeckTreyz
20.
A bunch of whites screaming they not like us on Juneteenth omg my stomach hurting https://t.co/Uv78PYSlbQ
— Ever Bless (@bannedyoangel) June 7, 2024
@bannedyoangel
21.
Bitches be like “ik my car we good” now we on the side of the freeway.
— EBK☠️ (@ebkheavenly) June 6, 2024
@ebkheavenly
22.
one thing about spongebob towns people they was ready to riot at any point
— troythedesigner 🦂 (@troythedesigner) June 4, 2024
@troythedesigner
23.
Everyone else: “I’m off tomorrow.”Black People: “Today is my Friday.”
— Raven (@_raviee) June 6, 2024
@_raviee
24.
it’s too hot for every hairstyle finna just get a temp fade
— free jeffery (@noimnotvictoria) June 5, 2024
@noimnotvictoria
25.
love rih down but why would she launch her hair line in that hey barbara it’s shirley wig 😭
— B ♡ (@Ms_Britany) June 4, 2024
@Ms_Britany
26.
She’s Black with blonde hair imma name her Mary J https://t.co/IaRUy5GxmK
— Michelle_BYoung (@michelle_byoung) June 8, 2024
@michelle_byoung
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