What Are Your Darkest, Most Provocative Pickup Lines?

Everyone loves a good dirty joke, but dirty pickup lines are fun too. Do I use them IRL? Definitely not — but if I'm flirting with a partner or want to make my friends laugh, they're perfect for the job.

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Do you have a funny, dirty pickup line? Maybe someone has used one on you? I want to hear the kinkiest, wildest pickup lines you know! Here's some of mine:

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One of my friends said guys/girl hate giving head. Want to prove them wrong?

Woman in bed smiling and using her finger to give a "come here" gesture
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Did you grow up on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

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What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I scream it right tonight.

Office scene with characters Jim, Pam, and Dwight from the TV show "The Office."
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Think yours are kinkier? Tell me your best ones!

Man sitting at a desk typing on a laptop with a pleased expression
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Share them in the comments below. Or if you want to be a little more discreet, you can use this anonymous Google Form. Our favorites may be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!