Cat Puns That Are Simply A-mew-sing

We get it, you’re cat obsessed. With those silly antics and silky soft fur, it’s hard not to be! From making faces at something stinky to falling off the table, cats provide no shortage of laughs. But for a little extra hilarity, these funny cat puns will have you feline fine.

You can use them as cat Instagram captions for posting yet another adorable photo of your cat stretching (don’t worry, we won’t judge). You could also pair them with some cat quotes to write in a birthday card for you cat-loving friend. And, if a cat has fallen asleep on you so you can’t move, these puns will help pass the time. Get ready for some kitten around with these puns perfect for your personal biscuit maker.

Short Cat Puns

  • I’m litter-ate in cat puns.

  • To know a cat is purr joy.

  • Be-claws I said so.

  • You’ve cat to be kitten me!

  • Whisker me away.

  • Stop stressing meowt.

  • I’m feline fine!

  • You’re claw-some.

  • That was a total cat-astrophe.

  • Cut the cat-itude!

  • Meow you doing?

  • I’m just kitten around.

  • Meow you’re talking!

  • These jokes are a-mew-sing.

  • Now wait a meowment…

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Cute Cat Puns

  • My cat got fined for littering.

  • I want a meowtini, shaken, not purred.

  • Turn up the mewsic and get this pawty started!

  • These puns are hiss-terical.

  • My cat is often confused. You could say he gets pretty purr-plexed.

  • My cat thinks everyone is in-fur-rior to them!

  • I’m not in the mewd for this.

  • My cat has allergies, so she takes anti-hisstamines.

  • Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip!

  • My cat hates to work. She always does the bare mew-nimum.

  • Sit up straight! Remember good paw-sture.

  • Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but CAT Scan.

  • My cat has quite the purr-sonality!

  • With the right cattitude, anything is pawsible!

  • I’m litter-ly in love with you.

  • I’m a total cat purr-son.

  • My kitten’s worst habit is pro-cat-stinating.

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Funny Cat Jokes

  • What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.

  • What's a cat's favorite book? The Great Cats-by.

  • What did the cat do after her home was broken into? She called claw enforcement.

  • What's a cat's favorite day of the week? Cat-urday.

  • What did the gym coach say to the cat? Have you paid your annual fleas?

  • What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.

  • Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

  • What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Downtown Tabby.

  • What do you call a fussy cat? Purrsnickety.

  • What's a cat's favorite food? Paw-sta.

  • Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer cat-alogues.

  • Who is a cat’s favorite drag queen? RuPawl!

  • What's a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.

  • What's a cat's favorite Indian food? Nyan bread.

  • What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? Glamourpuss.

  • What do cats do after having an argument? Hiss and make up.

  • What’s a kitty’s favorite kitchen utensil? A whisk-er.

  • What do you call a kitten who cuts her hair really short? A bob cat!

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