Yahoo Lifestyle I Can't Stop Laughing At These Hilarious Tweets About The Circus That Is American Politics
This election season has been such a whirlwind that it's hard to even remember everything that's happened. From J.D. Vance's "childless cat lady" nonsense to the surge of coconut tree memes supporting Kamala Harris...
...to the funny moments of the DNC to Trump's ridiculous quotes at the presidential debate. And so much more!
So, here are 50 of the most hilarious political tweets:
1.
kamala is better than me cause i would’ve walked on that stage with this printed on my shirt pic.twitter.com/rUy5FoqKSm
— ໊ (@buffys) September 11, 2024
Fulton County Sheriff's Office via Getty Images / Twitter: @buffys
2.
Right into the subtitle hall of fame pic.twitter.com/l9OHekjwly
— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) August 28, 2024
C Span 2/ Twitter: @BaileyCarlin
3.
https://t.co/wbM71iFKn1 pic.twitter.com/DsqYEyYWHH
— felix PVF 🐥 🍉 (@ifyoulethimstay) September 11, 2024
4.
jd vances first born child: pic.twitter.com/8m7ugO5FbP
— beer person (@CantEverDie) July 25, 2024
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— matt (@inlanddernpire) July 21, 2024
7.
trump saying he doesn’t want pronouns after an interview tells him kamala has she/her in her bio and the interviewer responding with “so you’re fluid” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard
— anna🦭 (@tabinoflover) August 1, 2024
8.
Trump’s make-up being darker than Kamala’s is truly sending me. I’m sorry. 💀
— Loading… (@KirkWrites79) September 11, 2024
9.
are those… coconut trees? pic.twitter.com/UbWheoVbwQ
— Liz Charboneau (@lizchar) July 21, 2024
Warner Bros. / Twitter: @lizchar
10.
MAGA: Kamala Harris never birthed any children! Me: Just like the 46 presidents before her.
— Jewish Space Laser (@TapiocaPearl13) July 23, 2024
11.
If you have these light fixtures you do not need to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax pic.twitter.com/oFki74SbL8
— frankie gabagool 🤌 (@beantownthot) August 29, 2024
12.
MICHELLE OBAMA 2016: When they go low, we go high.MICHELLE OBAMA 2024: Fuuuuuuuck that
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) August 21, 2024
13.
trump is sounding like a nicki minaj tweet
— ًjohn (@needtcknow) September 11, 2024
14.
imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln pic.twitter.com/JeM3yBbXau
— kimani🥂 (@onthattightrope) September 11, 2024
15.
Madam Vice President, we are ready to help. pic.twitter.com/y8baSx44FL
— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) July 22, 2024
Brian Schatz / Twitter: @brianschatz
16.
Kamala Harris put together a whole presidential campaign in the last 4 weeks and I like, still haven't cleaned my microwave
— Jesse Case (@jessecase) August 23, 2024
17.
Kamala is brat and Walz is a Midwest Princess
— Josh Trattner (@JTratts) August 6, 2024
18.
When I send you this, I know you f*cking lying #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/urfezRPr6P
— Dr. Wendy Osefo (@WendyOsefo) September 11, 2024
ABC / Twitter: @WendyOsefo
19.
JD Vance upsetting his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the couch
— Matthew (@fattmellows) July 25, 2024
20.
One thing about Trump, he’s gonna cure your imposter syndrome. Go and be great, folks! pic.twitter.com/zmvuNXr1MN
— Ariyanna Jasmere (@AJasmere) September 11, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @AJasmere
21.
when the waiter brings out the fajitas pic.twitter.com/6b30ftHVbJ
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 21, 2024
DNC / Twitter: @alyssalimp
22.
What a normal, relatable guy who certainly doesn't hate women having freedoms. https://t.co/aa9UJaM8CU
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 23, 2024
Fox News / Twitter: @HillaryClinton
23.
I'd like to thank the Supreme Court for granting Joe Biden godlike official powers. I think his first step should be to declare all Trump golf courses as protected Federal wildlife preserves and seize them by eminent domain...it's an official act, so it's cool, right?
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 1, 2024
24.
The moment that will haunt Trump til his last breath. pic.twitter.com/a9wkHqxE8M
— Brian McBride 🥥 🌴 (@BrianDMcBride) August 21, 2024
DNC / Twitter: @BrianDMcBride
25.
democrats to republicans right now pic.twitter.com/onqieq9wMA
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) July 14, 2024
Paramount / Twitter: @svershbow
26.
when my boss sends a “gentle reminder” email to the group after i screw something up pic.twitter.com/RjWTbSmOrp
— steph (@whutyearisit) August 23, 2024
27.
The electoral map after Walz calls Vance a couch fucker on live TV https://t.co/umIJjS0jtx pic.twitter.com/4QB4jlaBCU
— bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ (@yhdistyminen) August 6, 2024
Fox News / Twitter: @yhdistyminen
28.
Filling the same arena where they held the RNC but with more people at the same time as the DNC is so fucking petty. Finally a party that represents me.
— sam greisman (@SAMGREIS) August 21, 2024
29.
Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focusedTrump: they are eating dogs
— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) September 11, 2024
30.
SCOTUS just said a president can do anything without getting in trouble and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are still going to email me saying their hands are tied on every issue I care about unless I give them $20 today
— Ashtyn Butuso (@lil_buts) July 1, 2024
31.
The fact that Michelle and Barack are both great speech givers is insane. I know Malia and Sasha were going THROUGH IT when they got in trouble and it was lecture time.
— AC Tatum (@actatumonline) August 21, 2024
32.
I love the DNC because it’s the Eras Tour for liberals
— Simone (@girlpowertbh) August 21, 2024
33.
Kamala’s VP options: pic.twitter.com/G5WF0g3AZA
— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) July 21, 2024
34.
TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love
— matt (@mattxiv) September 11, 2024
35.
YOU THINK YOU FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE?! YOU EXIST IN THE CONTEXT OF ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE YOU! pic.twitter.com/Veg7tmq2Ib
— francis wolf (@francisxwolf) February 12, 2024
Jamie Squire/Getty Images/ Twitter: @francisxwolf
36.
mfs making $42,000/year https://t.co/aw4ynXk8lY pic.twitter.com/xtpPdkJXr5
— C o n n o r 🍉 (@COINNOR) August 28, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @COINNOR
37.
I don’t really care what JD Vance did it didn’t do. I just hope it was a committed relationship with furniture and not one nightstand.
— Dan Wade (@Dwade) July 25, 2024
38.
“Childless cat lady” and it’s the most fabulous woman you’ve ever seen in your life pic.twitter.com/TXoBnx9TWp
— Moniza Hossain (@moniza_hossain) August 27, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @moniza_hossain
39.
Saving a video of how how totally psyched Gus Walz is to show my teenager the next time he asks me not to stand too close him in public.
— hodel in the streets, chava in the sheets (@mrotzie) August 22, 2024
40.
Biden seeing everyone open up they purse for Kamala pic.twitter.com/mcrzvyJ3Ie
— 💫 (@heyjaeee) July 22, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @heyjaeee
41.
Convincing your friends to go out after 9pm in your thirties pic.twitter.com/xu5ghCnZSg
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 7, 2024
Kamala HQ / Twitter: @svershbow
42.
No Mr. Trump, you can't abort JD Vance, you have to carry him to term.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) July 23, 2024
43.
Assassination attempts, Global IT outages, a drop out, Kamala is brat. What will tomorrow bring? Hopefully a boyfriend.
— alex chigas (@ACheegs) July 23, 2024
44.
All the Kamala smear tweets are like “she was a BADDIE in the 90s!!! You wanna vote for that????”Yes? 😭
— Mel 🤭 (@TheBaddestMitch) July 22, 2024
45.
“Heeeey it’s Doug” is the pickup line of the century.
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) August 21, 2024
46.
Nancy Pelosi is 84 and wearing stilettos and I have refused to go to a concert unless there are chairs since I was like 26
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) August 22, 2024
47.
Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?
— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) July 25, 2024
48.
Pet Shop Boys better stay inside and lock the doors. You too Snoop Dogg. And Pitbull.
— FLAVOR FLAV (@FlavorFlav) September 11, 2024
49.
Oprah's about to tell us there's a democracy under our seat
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) August 22, 2024
50. And finally:
the aliens after their transgender operations pic.twitter.com/FD8LD6kAEQ
— yolanda fister (@yolandafister) September 11, 2024
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