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My Belly Hurts From Laughing So Hard At These Hilarious Weekend Tweets

Chelsea Stewart
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For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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A tweet with a text exchange: "And you still went to see her?" Reply: "I know my worth but sometimes I go on sale." Caption: "my roommate is so unserious."
A tweet with a text exchange: "And you still went to see her?" Reply: "I know my worth but sometimes I go on sale." Caption: "my roommate is so unserious."

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Tweet questioning a $217 trillion world debt, humorously asking if it's owed to the Decepticons
Tweet questioning a $217 trillion world debt, humorously asking if it's owed to the Decepticons

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@mickeywon234 / Dimension Films / Via Twitter: @mickeywon234

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Text message exchange where someone responds to an unknown number, acting like they know the person
Text message exchange where someone responds to an unknown number, acting like they know the person

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Twitter: @jaelaaaab

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Tweet shows a user joking about dating someone with the same name as an ex, referencing confusion when saying the name
Tweet shows a user joking about dating someone with the same name as an ex, referencing confusion when saying the name

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@chismosavirus / IFC / Via Twitter: @chismosavirus

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Emma Roberts smiling
Emma Roberts smiling

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Person with one eye closed, wearing a mask, humorously recalling faking an accident to take a vacation
Person with one eye closed, wearing a mask, humorously recalling faking an accident to take a vacation

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A tweet about a teacher asking her students who they look up to and being told nobody
A tweet about a teacher asking her students who they look up to and being told nobody

11.

A small charcuterie board with sliced cheese, pickles, and a bottle of beer
A small charcuterie board with sliced cheese, pickles, and a bottle of beer

12.

Peter Griffin in a straitjacket yelling
Peter Griffin in a straitjacket yelling

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A tweet saying I love saying sounds good at work and don’t shit sound good
A tweet saying I love saying sounds good at work and don’t shit sound good

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Tweet jokingly suggests Meghan Markle should buy Prince Harry Cecred to annoy his brother
Tweet jokingly suggests Meghan Markle should buy Prince Harry Cecred to annoy his brother

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Cartoon character SpongeBob with long arms in handcuffs
Cartoon character SpongeBob with long arms in handcuffs

16.

Screenshot of a humorous text exchange about delivering to a government building and jokingly asking if they'll be neutralized
Screenshot of a humorous text exchange about delivering to a government building and jokingly asking if they'll be neutralized

17.

Tweet about having a lot to do and taking a nap instead
Tweet about having a lot to do and taking a nap instead

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Shin Chan lying relaxed on a bed, arms and legs spread out
Shin Chan lying relaxed on a bed, arms and legs spread out

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Tweet questioning cranberry juice consumption, humorously addressing societal assumptions and confirming a UTI
Tweet questioning cranberry juice consumption, humorously addressing societal assumptions and confirming a UTI

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Beyoncé with puffy cheeks while emotionally reacting during an awards show
Beyoncé with puffy cheeks while emotionally reacting during an awards show

21.

Tweet by Shiloh recounts a humorous incident at a gay club where someone mistook Shiloh for a man, exclaimed, and fled
Tweet by Shiloh recounts a humorous incident at a gay club where someone mistook Shiloh for a man, exclaimed, and fled

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A hand with lipstick swatches and tweets joking about shopping at Sephora with a wife
A hand with lipstick swatches and tweets joking about shopping at Sephora with a wife

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