Yahoo Lifestyle 33 Hilarious Tweets From The Week Because Life Is Meant To Be Laughed At
It's the best time of the week — aka the moment I gift you all the best tweets from the week to scroll, cackle, and commiserate with.
Another day in paradise pic.twitter.com/R45Q2yxpeF
— Jacob Benowitz (Communist) (@JacobBenowitz) June 6, 2024
And simply toooo much of my time was wasted on Twitter this week, so it'd be a shame not to share it with you all. So, let's get into all the silly, goofy tweets I found:
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i’m a yapper who likes other yappers to interrupt so we can bounce chaotic ideas back and forth off each other and go on 10 different yap tangents
— Kemi Marie (they/them) (@kemimarie) June 4, 2024
2.
Imagine ur struggling to pay ur mortgage in 2009 and ur kid is like “I need $50 so I can own more puffles in club penguin”
— Cait🧃 (@CaitCamelia) June 4, 2024
3.
New outlook signature just dropped pic.twitter.com/I1cxKFNInO
— attorneydad (@attorneydad) June 9, 2024
4.
Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? My one and only phone that I and I alone use to log in several times every single day? And the geographical location is my *house*, you say? Thank you so much for warning me I will contact interpol
— Luke Kennard (@LukeKennard) June 7, 2024
5.
It’s giving Lost (2004) pic.twitter.com/yOY6ZLsLLe
— kaysi ✨ (@Iilithsternin) June 5, 2024
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Why are plane tickets so expensive. You going that way anyways just give me a ride.
— Hustlanani (@hustlanani) June 8, 2024
7.
Lana Del Rey album titles: https://t.co/m6oKzhnHs5
— 💫⭐️ (@joannesbitch) June 6, 2024
8.
my boyfriend was licking my eyebrow and I moved away so that he would stop and he said “you’re not interested in being in love, that’s fine”
— hope (@LAlNLAlN) June 6, 2024
9.
whoever you are, never stop. never change. never apologize. pic.twitter.com/NWOQKS9goY
— Maria (@mlstrat) June 6, 2024
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I started looking at houses for rent and it is cheaper for me to get along with my family pic.twitter.com/7nGmKh9w3n
— ☠︎︎ (@BizzleUrgh) June 6, 2024
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the european mind cannot comprehend the boston market in a building that was clearly once a pizza hut in morgantown pennsylvania pic.twitter.com/bWNXxxEJIg
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) June 6, 2024
12.
fucking hate my european oomfs. "haha im just gonna take the train to go literally anywhere i want" fuck yoy
— ganii (@gahhnie) June 5, 2024
13.
open the schools! pic.twitter.com/2nI9kfngzJ
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) June 9, 2024
14.
Taco Bell Andersonville pic.twitter.com/aDWJCcDF7g
— shay kitoff (@_shay_kitoff) June 5, 2024
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Could really go for one of these bad boys right now. Only if it comes with the wooden spoon, though. The wood is half the flavor. pic.twitter.com/2c71tDAi1D
— Shelby Novak (@shelbybnovak) June 7, 2024
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my uncle got divorced when I was younger because his wife cheated on him. however she had a really yummy cream cheese dip recipe so whenever we made it they called it “whore dip”
— birdie 🤣 (@dangbozo) June 2, 2024
17.
You should be able to purchase a big swig of Sprite. 90% of the time that’s all the Sprite you need. 40 cents seems fair.
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) June 6, 2024
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— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) June 9, 2024
19.
congratulations diva! your manner of speech has entered my personal lexicon 😀
— leigh (@daughter_ion) June 6, 2024
20.
People on the Western Front between 1914 to 1917 https://t.co/q1AveRmhkn
— Chuggsy’s Coming Home 🏴 (@JoeyBigBelly) June 5, 2024
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— . (@BrendanDaGawd) June 5, 2024
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https://t.co/6Eg7sQuOpJ pic.twitter.com/8LONnq6jSW
— abby (@abby4thepeople) June 5, 2024
23.
Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild pic.twitter.com/p9JgkhZ1Lx
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) June 5, 2024
24.
no one would be able to tell it was my first rodeo bc i would’ve googled it a bunch beforehand
— chase (@_chase_____) June 4, 2024
25.
Do yall think doctors be stepping out the room to search stuff up on Google
— aris (@arisofmars) June 9, 2024
26.
Hotel check in/check out times will never make sense to me. You want me to check in when the day is almost over but I should leave the hotel EARLY?
— ً ؘ (@j_ldn__) June 9, 2024
27.
Sometimes when i lock eyes with a man by accident ill close my eyes real tight so he know i didn’t mean anything by it
— Grip Bayless🤸🏾♀️ (@talleyberrybaby) June 8, 2024
28.
12 years ago today, I was sitting between a mother and child on an international flight when the child asked me to pass his mom this note: pic.twitter.com/kZf5odpZ48
— Daniel Litt (@littmath) June 9, 2024
29.
11 years in New York I have a diamond-hard poker face for everything happening but just now I was checking out at the prospect heights grocery store and this German child next to me was like “mæther may I plëase have a støopwafel” and the mom went “nein Klaus!!” and I lost it
— Marion Cotillard Morning Show S4 Updates Brasil (@anxiousdeluxe) June 9, 2024
30.
“are you just going to lay in bed all day”would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??
— eli yudin (@eliyudin) June 9, 2024
31.
it should not be this hard to cancel a planet fitness membership. I’m joining a new gym so I wanted to cancel and the lady at the front desk said “and if i don’t cancel it, what are you gunna do about it?”????????? pic.twitter.com/ZLgDpJgBbS
— Victor 🦇 (@himbo_chico) June 4, 2024
Bravo / Via Twitter: @himbo_chico
32.
Nobody:My Glade Air Freshener at 3am: pic.twitter.com/tJ0G7NfGqM
— Mark (@mrkphllps1) June 9, 2024
Piers Morgan Uncensored/YouTube / Via youtube.com
And lastly:
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i bought melatonin today because i can't sleep and got reminded of this video pic.twitter.com/mtRmgIiVqA
— Mona ⭕️ (@ankowife) June 5, 2024
For more funny tweets, check out our most recent roundups (and don't forget to shoot these creators a follow if they made you laugh!):
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