Yahoo Lifestyle 75 Un-brrr-leavably Funny Winter Themed Jokes
What do we do when the weather outside is frightful? Not much. Which means the kids can get restless waiting for the holidays (and better weather) to arrive. Why not amp up the laughs with some funny one-liners and smile-inducing puns? These 75 winter-themed jokes are just what your family needs to get through those chilly days and frosty nights.
Board games, pillow forts, charades, and Christmas movies are great ways to pass the time when the weather has everyone cooped up inside. But never underestimate the power of a good joke. And, honestly, these winter-themed jokes can be a lifesaver for parents who are looking to entertain kids who'd rather be outside than indoors. Try telling a few of them over dinner, or set aside some time before bed to share a few laughs. If your kids are still in school, try writing one of these funny jokes down on a piece of paper and slipping it into their lunch box.
Jokes offer a bit of levity for everyone and can make this merry season even that much brighter. And if you're wondering what the two snowmen said when they met up for dinner or why a reindeer doesn't wear a snowsuit, read on. And, be sure to check out these Christmas riddles and Christmas trivia for more good times.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball.
What falls at the North Pole but doesn't get hurt? Snow.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake.
Where do snowmen love to dance? A snowball
How do you know it's too cold for a picnic? You chip your tooth on the soup.
How did the snowglobe feel after listening to the scary story? A bit shaken up.
What do you call a penguin with no eye? Pengun.
What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
Why did the girl wear just one snow boot? She heard it was just a 50 percent chance of snow.
What did the icy road say to the car? Want to go for a spin?
What are baby reindeer given to wear? Hoof-me-downs.
What do you call a ghost in winter? Casp-brrr.
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
Who is Frosty's favorite Aunt? Aunt Artica.
What bites but doesn't have teeth? Frost.
What do snowmen win in the Olympics? Cold medals.
How do polar bears make their beds? With blankets of snow and sheets of ice.
Imgorthand - Getty Images Why did the bear keep getting fired? He kept disappearing in winter.
What did one snowflake say to the other? You're one of a kind!
What do you call a snowman in August? A puddle.
What do you call a slow skier? Slope-poke.
Which is faster: hot or cold? Hot. You can catch a cold.
What did the trees say after a long winter? What a re-leaf!
What's an ig? A snow house without a loo.
What do mountains wear to stay warm? Snowcaps.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk.
What did the hat say to the scarf? You can hang around while I go ahead.
What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? Freeze!
What fish do you catch in the winter? Frozen fish sticks.
When does winter begin? When autumn leaves.
What does a barber shop serve in winter? Cold cuts.
Imgorthand - Getty Images What is the weatherman's favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos.
What do elves eat for lunch at the North Pole? Chilli.
Where does Santa get the weather report? The winter-net.
What did the mitten say to the hand? I've got you covered.
Why did the snowman leave? He had a meltdown.
What is the best way to build a snow fort? I-gloo it together.
Why did the orchestra play in the snow? They wanted to play cool jazz.
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
What is a snowman's favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes.
Why should you wear a helmet during a hail storm? So you don't get knocked out cold.
What did one snowflake say to another? Let's stick together.
What's an elf's favorite time at the North Pole? Snow and tell.
Why do polar bears like living alone? They like the ice-olation.
What do you call a penguin in the city? Lost.
Why do reindeer have fur? Snowsuits don't fit them.
What happens when you cross a wizard with a blizzard? You get a cold spell.
What kind of math do snowy owls like? Owl-gebra.
What do you call a play or a musical in the North Pole? Snow business.
Fly View Productions - Getty Images When is a polar bear, not a polar bear? When it's in a grizzly mood.
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers.
Who are Frosty's parents? Mom and Pop-scicle.
Where did the reindeer go when he lost his tail? A retail store.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
How does Santa pay off his bills? With cold hard cash.
Why couldn't the snow go upstairs? Because snow falls.
Why are winter days the best? Because they are snow much fun.
What do health yetis eat? Iceberg lettuce.
Imgorthand - Getty Images What do you call a picture taken at the North Pole? A polar-oid.
Who's at the door? Snow-body.
Did you hear about the man stuck in a snowstorm? He was feeling under the weather.
Why did the polar bear cross the road? Because chickens don't live in the Arctic.
Why do Arctic foxes have coats? Because they'd look silly in sweaters.
What happens when a moose feels cold? He gets moose bumps.
What do you call a group of Arctic hares hopping backward? A receding hare line.
What do reindeer like about rainy days? Rein-bows.
Where do huskies sleep during the winter? By the fur-nace.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What do you get when a snowman ignores you? The cold shoulder.
Why didn't the penguin fly? He's not tall enough to be a pilot.
Where do snowmen put their money? Snowbanks.
What does December have that no other month does? The letter D.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty? Have an ice day!
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots? The ones with the biggest feet.
What can you catch with your eyes closed? A cold.
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