Yahoo Lifestyle These 67 Riddles And Answers Are So Funny, They Made Me Actually Roll On The Floor Laughing
Ready to put your brain to the test and have a laugh at the same time? You’ve come to the right place! We’ve put together a ton of hilarious riddles that will not only challenge your mind but also crack you up in the process. Whether you’re looking for a quick chuckle or want to stump your friends at your next get-together, these funny riddles are perfect for any occasion.
From clever wordplay to ridiculous scenarios, each riddle is designed to make you think outside the box. Don’t worry if you can’t figure them out right away — some riddles are tricky on purpose! So go ahead, give them a shot, and see if you can solve them all. And if not, don’t worry; you’ll have a good laugh along the way. You’ve got this — just remember, the right answers might be the ones that make you giggle the most!
1.Why don't skeletons fight each other?
2.What do you call a fake noodle?
3.Why was the broom late?
4.What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
5.Why don’t ants get sick?
6.What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
7.Why did the scarecrow win an award?
8.Why did the bicycle fall over?
9.What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
10.What do you call a pile of cats?
11.Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
12.Why did the tomato turn red?
13.What did the big flower say to the little flower?
14.Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
15.What has keys but can’t open locks?
16.What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
17.What did the left eye say to the right eye?
18.What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
19.What did one hat say to the other?
20.Why did the computer go to the doctor?
21.Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
22.Why did the math book look sad?
23.Why did the pencil go to the principal’s office?
24.What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
25.What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
26.What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
27.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
28.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
29.What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
30.Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
31.What’s brown and sticky?
32.What did one wall say to the other?
33.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
34.What do you call a sleeping bull?
35.Why did the mushroom go to the party?
36.What do you call a bear with no teeth?
37.Why do cows wear bells?
38.Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?
39.Why did the broomstick break up with the mop?
40.Why did the football team go to the bank?
41.What did one plate say to the other?
42.Why can’t you trust an atom?
43.What do you call a cow with no legs?
44.Why was the computer cold?
45.What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
46.What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
47.What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
48.Why do pancakes never gossip?
49.Why did the computer go to the beach?
50.What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
51.What did the cow say when it heard a joke?
52.Why did the orange stop?
53.Why do ghosts hate the rain?
54.What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
55.Why are frogs so happy?
56.What’s a chicken’s least favorite day of the week?
57.Why did the belt get arrested?
58.Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
59.What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
60.Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
61.What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
62.What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
63.Why don't some couples go to the gym?
64.Why can’t you trust stairs?
65.Why did the coffee file a police report?
66.What did one piece of paper say to the other?
67.Why did the calendar break up with the clock?
