66 Ice Cream Puns & Jokes That Are Absolutely Lengen-dairy

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What could be more delicious than ice cream? It’s the perfect sweet treat for a summer day (or really any day, let's be honest!); it’s just one of life's great simple pleasures. But you know what's even sweeter than a big bowl of your favorite flavor? A collection of hilarious ice cream jokes and puns! (Well, I guess that’s arguable but we can’t pass you ice cream through the screen, so these will have to do!)

These are perfect for entertaining kids while they eat their dessert. For an even better time, combine these with pizza jokes and make it a joke party. Also, check out these food puns and jokes so bad they’re good. Bon Appetit!

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Best Ice Cream Puns



1. Ice cream makers learn their trade in sundae school.

2. A geologist’s favorite ice cream is rock erode.

3. An ice cream's favorite game show is "Who Wants to Be a Chill-ionaire?"

4. If you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter you get pi a la mode.

5. Ice cream investigators always get the inside scoop.

6. When the princess grew up she became the Dairy Queen.

7. It's almost impossible to pick a flavor-ite type of ice cream.

8. An ice cream's favorite food magazine is Cone Appétit.

9. Ice cream's the coolest.

10. I love ice cream a waffle lot.

Best Ice Cream Jokes



11. Why should you bring an umbrella to the ice cream shop? In case it sprinkles.

12. What’s a gymnast’s favorite dessert? Banana splits.

13. Why did the reporter go to the ice cream shop? She was looking for a scoop.

14. Why did the detective go to the ice cream shop? He was looking for a cone-fidential informant.

15. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream? Cookie d’oh.

16. How does Reese eat her ice cream? With her spoon!

17. What does an ice cream lawyer say? You got served.

18. What's a football player's favorite ice cream? Any given sundae.

19. What do you call the second scoop of ice cream? An ice cream clone.

20. Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream? Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional.

21. Why didn’t anyone trust the ice cream cone? He was always waffling.

22. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? They have a soft serve.

23. Why did the ice cream truck go so slow? Because he’s a sundae driver.

24. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.

25. Why did the American make peach gelato? He had the right to freeze peach.

26. How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry.

27. What does the teacher say when ice cream misbehaves? I don’t cone-done that behavior.

28. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream? Spoon.

29. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock-a-lot.

30. What do you say when you get chocolate ice cream in your vanilla ice cream? That’s a twist.

31. What do you call a metalhead who works at an ice cream shop? Alice Scooper.

32. What’s a deer’s favorite ice cream flavor? Cookie doe!

33. What’s the Beach Boys go-to order at an ice cream parlor? Little do scoop.

34. Why did the sundae go to therapy? It had a split personality.

35. What did the ice cream say to their valentine? “You’re my flavorite!”

36. What do you call it when you’re insecure about your favorite ice cream flavor? A Neapolitan complex!

37. What do you call it when an ice cream cone has a bad day? A meltdown!

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Funniest Ice Cream Jokes



38. Did you hear about the world’s greatest ice cream flavor? It’s legen-dairy.

39. What’s ice cream’s favorite TV show? “Game of Cones.”

40. What’s ice cream’s favorite movie? “Vanilla Sky.”

41. What’s ice cream’s favorite book? “The Da Vinci Cone.”

42. What’s ice cream’s favorite play? “A Midsummer Night’s Cream.”

43. What’s ice cream’s favorite dog breed? Dashchundae.

44. What do you get when you buy too much ice cream? Breyer’s remorse.

45. What’s Ben and Jerry’s favorite flavor? They love them all un-cone-ditionally.

46. Did you hear about the new M. Night Shyamalan ice cream movie? It has a twist.

47. Why wouldn’t anyone date the ice cream? He was a drip.

48. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa.

49. How did the ice cream man sell all of his melting ice cream on a hot summer day? He had a liquidation sale.

50. What did the marshmallow say to the walnut? “It’s been a rocky road, but we made it!”

51. Why did the ice cream get discharged from the army? For desserting!

52. Why is mint ice cream so good at poker? It has lots of chips.

53. What do you call it when you have two desserts? Secon-dairy.

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Ice Cream Jokes for Kids



54. What ice cream flavor is never on time? Choco-late.

55. What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun? Melted ice cream!

56. How do you make a turkey float? You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

57. Why didn’t the teddy bear want ice cream for dessert? Because he was already stuffed.

58. What’s the worst kind of ice cream? The kind that fell on the floor!

59. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? Because it’s so cool.

60. What do you call ice cream that tells jokes? A pun-dae!

61. What's ice cream's favorite game? Freeze tag!

62. What do you call an ice cream detective? Sherlock Cones!

63. What's the scariest flavor of ice cream? Boo-berry!

64. Why did the kid cross the road? There was an ice cream truck on the other side.

65. What do cats like to eat on their birthday? Cake and mice cream.

66. “Hey, Ernie, want some ice cream?” “Sure, Bert.”

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