Yahoo Lifestyle I Might Burst A Lung From Laughing So Hard At These 56 Jokes About The Presidential Debate
If you clicked on this article, you either had the frustrating pleasure of watching last night's presidential debate and you need to see how people are reacting, or you avoided it but want to know what everyone's saying. Either way, here are the best jokes:
1.
Does anyone want to hang out this weekend to do transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison this weekend my mom said I can bring a friend
— bailey (@baytato) September 11, 2024
2.
SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES pic.twitter.com/2TGhRm4JTc
— Steven White (@MiddleRelief) September 11, 2024
MSNBC / Via Twitter: @MiddleRelief
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Kamala said pic.twitter.com/GNRqUyD5Qb
— yolanda fister (@yolandafister) September 11, 2024
E! / Via Twitter: @yolandafister
4.
as funny as this is at times. i also just feel so sick to my stomach knowing that so many people are watching this hearing everything trump is saying and thinking yassss <3 he’s so smart <3 we need him <3
— jen (@newyorknoshoes) September 11, 2024
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being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) September 11, 2024
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Low key funniest moment was when trump tried to bring up the assassination attempt and David Muir told him to move on
— undecided voter in swing state (@lib_crusher) September 11, 2024
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Trump: They’re eating the dogs!Kamala: I won’t take your guns, I stay strapped!Joe Biden: pic.twitter.com/Jfs36M6egq
— Ben Wegmann (@benwegmann) September 11, 2024
20th Century Fox / Via Twitter: @benwegmann
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Harris: JD Vance said you would sign a national abortion ban.Trump: pic.twitter.com/y1qy1k9Sz9
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) September 11, 2024
Variety / Via Twitter: @jemelehill
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“That’s why I got involved in the taliban.” pic.twitter.com/YSLNIf0Bj5
— Patty (@pattykkot) September 11, 2024
Collins Avenue Productions / Via Twitter: @pattykkot
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— Jack Corbett (@jackcorrbit) September 11, 2024
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“There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it’s born” shouldn’t be the flex that it is but we live in hell so
— Chris Murphy (@christress) September 11, 2024
12.
someone yelling “TAYLOR SWIFT ENDORSED” at kamala harris during her speech is the modern paul revere
— sona 🪿 (@jumpthenfaIIing) September 11, 2024
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Abdul, the head of the Taliban, being woken up by his assistant pic.twitter.com/68tiaX9X7I
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) September 11, 2024
TLC / Via Twitter: @JoePerticone
14.
Gotta stay on my toes in case my mom is still trying to abort me. #Debate2024
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) September 11, 2024
15.
"I have concepts of a plan" - me all day at work when someone asks for an update
— Kyle (@togvrak) September 11, 2024
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Chickens and Cows hearing that Dogs and Cats are being eaten now pic.twitter.com/xzvI8KMn9X
— K (@843KT) September 11, 2024
Bravo / Via Twitter: @843KT
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"and this mo- former president🙂" SHE WANTED TO GAG HIM SO BAD LMFAOOOOOO😭😭😭 #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/YkYE9J2BsL
— 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) September 11, 2024
NBC News / Via Twitter: @beyoncegarden
18.
A Day in the Life of an Immigrant, According to Donald Trump:- wake up in jail- get your transgender operation- for breakfast, dog- take over Seattle- for dinner, cat
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 11, 2024
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We went from murking babies at 9 months of gestation to immigrants stealing & eating pets. 😩 Pls. I need some water. #PresidentialDebate
— Brittany’s Strangely Optimistic (@MissBeeBright) September 11, 2024
20.
Biden probably at the house smiling facing in the wrong direction from the tv
— Sesame Chiccen (@Loccdawggg) September 11, 2024
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Trump: She’s going to take your gunKamala: Bitch I have a gun
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 11, 2024
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taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up
— bella (@a90strend) September 11, 2024
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— Toxic Nostalgist (@realjudybarton) September 11, 2024
YouTube: Max / youtube.com / Via Twitter: @realjudybarton
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This nigga trump said “they eating dogs” then they told him it’s not true then he said “well i saw it on tv” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u can’t make this shit up #Debate2024
— lil duval (@lilduval) September 11, 2024
25.
Call Kamala a Springfield resident bc she ate
— grant👨🏻🦱 (@urdadssidepiece) September 11, 2024
26.
TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love
— matt (@mattxiv) September 11, 2024
27.
If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/Tf4pGiPJcH
— marv (@mvn_dn) September 11, 2024
ABC News / Via Twitter: @mvn_dn
28.
The babies lining up for they execution: pic.twitter.com/7Yy8dPWpOg
— j🍦 (@xxojamiee) September 11, 2024
Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @xxojamiee
29.
Real photo from the debate stage pic.twitter.com/RsLGKZWH8E
— David (@davidsacc12345) September 11, 2024
NBC News / Via Twitter: @davidsacc12345
30.
Kamala’s facial expressions pic.twitter.com/T01IwQxxkG
— dani (@kordeilogy) September 11, 2024
Frenesy Film Company / Via Twitter: @kordeilogy
31.
This is the moment he knew he was cooked pic.twitter.com/fZRl7YUtTd
— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) September 11, 2024
ABC News / Via Twitter: @keithedwards
32.
PARTNER: Do you have the motion drafted? ASSOCIATE: I have concepts of the motion.
— Joe Dudek (@JoeDudekJD) September 11, 2024
33.
“we got Taylor” pic.twitter.com/9hF00voNoA
— Marc (@msnetiker) September 11, 2024
VEEP / Via Twitter: @msnetiker
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Donald Trump: They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! pic.twitter.com/f2qv6G3Nns
— Patty (@pattykkot) September 11, 2024
VEEP / Via Twitter: @pattykkot
35.
We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.
— Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@TotalSeasons) September 11, 2024
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Transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison?! pic.twitter.com/udHvzcKwvD
— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima) September 11, 2024
Cartoon Network / Via Twitter: @SomaKazima
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“We did a phenomenal job in the pandemic” - dude, you recommended people inject bleach. #Debate2024
— JJ Keyes (@jjkeyes) September 11, 2024
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"post-birth abortions are illegal in everystate" end it Linsey Davis! #Debate2024pic.twitter.com/wip8uVsgha
— A. (@NIYMUSE) September 11, 2024
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Donald Trump wasn’t going to shake Kamala Harris’s hand. She forced him to. Dominance. Love it. #Debate2024 #peopleforkamala
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) September 11, 2024
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really glad i came back in time for #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/DFSoado2qo
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 11, 2024
41.
This debate better than baddies #Debate2024
— Raymonte (@BDTRELILBROTHER) September 11, 2024
42.
Eating pets????????? #debate2024 pic.twitter.com/8K7qIDIpP5
— Kamie Crawford (@KamieCrawford) September 11, 2024
Hot Ones / Via Twitter: @KamieCrawford
43.
Person interviewing me for a job: Do you have a plan to do this role?Me: I have concepts of a plan. #Debate2024
— Trill Clinton IG:AStatesman (@aStatesman) September 11, 2024
44.
cats getting ate except for mine
— Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician (@skinclasshero) September 11, 2024
45.
Side bar…her mug is everything and these shoulder pads are lethal. Give her her things right now. 🤌🏾 #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/qHMuePcGc4
— Ishmael (@ishcontent) September 11, 2024
ABC News / Via Twitter: @ishcontent
46.
same Kamala, same #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/8Cszb6FvSo
— caryse 🇦🇬✨ (@TSAntigua) September 11, 2024
ABC News / Via Twitter: @TSAntigua
47.
Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 11, 2024
48.
Do NOT sit in the first 5 rows if you see the debate in IMAX pic.twitter.com/0ZuBoan5dd
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) September 11, 2024
ABC News / Via Twitter: @BenjaminCrew1
49.
i stopped listened for like seven seconds and Trump was literally talking about eating dogs?
— Dave Jorgenson (not JD Vance) (@davejorgenson) September 11, 2024
50.
We gotta stay focused but I feel you lmao https://t.co/5poF23oL6f
— 1017 Van (@VanFromNY) September 11, 2024
NBC News / Via Twitter: @VanFromNY
51.
Oh ABC said they are not CNN and you don’t get to say whatever you want!!
— Candice Marie Benbow (@CandiceBenbow) September 11, 2024
52.
TURN ON KAMALA’S MIC SO WE CAN HEAR HER LAUGH
— irene anna (@enerianna) September 11, 2024
53.
I can’t believe “they’re eating the dogs” was a REBUTTAL to “You say weird stuff at your rallies”
— Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) September 11, 2024
54.
There’s a woman at the bar who is cheering the debate at unpredictable intervals and I was completely unable to figure out her politics until we realized she’s playing bingo
— 🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust (@crulge) September 11, 2024
55.
the aliens after their transgender operations pic.twitter.com/FD8LD6kAEQ
— yolanda fister (@yolandafister) September 11, 2024
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Fact checkers after only 9 minutes of the #PresidentialDebate pic.twitter.com/Rq896PLMby
— Thor: NIGnarok (@hosienation) September 11, 2024
