51 People Who Quickly Discovered Why Their Hilariously Clueless Partner Was Single Before Meeting Them

1.This poor wife had a heart attack after her husband texted her that the dog had her rabbit.

Dog on couch with stuffed toy; rabbit lying on the floor beneath the couch
Dog on couch with stuffed toy; rabbit lying on the floor beneath the couch

2.This clueless husband really, really misunderstood.

Casserole dish filled with baked Goldfish crackers on top of a mixture, likely a savory dish
Casserole dish filled with baked Goldfish crackers on top of a mixture, likely a savory dish

3.As did this clueless girlfriend.

Hand holding a clear glass with fizzing tablet dissolving in water, creating bubbles and layers of liquid
Hand holding a clear glass with fizzing tablet dissolving in water, creating bubbles and layers of liquid

4.This partner maybe should've been a little more specific in their instructions.

Shower curtain with a print of a person with glasses alongside an ape, set against a forest background
Shower curtain with a print of a person with glasses alongside an ape, set against a forest background

5.Same with this one.

Four mugs with dinosaur designs are stacked on a shelf, surrounded by glasses and pitchers
Four mugs with dinosaur designs are stacked on a shelf, surrounded by glasses and pitchers

6.This husband didn't look too closely at this "pasta box."

Pantry shelf with pasta boxes, tampon box, vitamins, and sauce jar
Pantry shelf with pasta boxes, tampon box, vitamins, and sauce jar

7.I'm not convinced this spouse has ever used a mop before.

Soapy water spills across a wooden floor near a sliding glass door, with bubbles and a small red ball visible
Soapy water spills across a wooden floor near a sliding glass door, with bubbles and a small red ball visible

8.Or that this husband has used a Keurig.

Coffee maker overflowing onto counter with spilled coffee and a red mug under the spout. A toaster is in the background
Coffee maker overflowing onto counter with spilled coffee and a red mug under the spout. A toaster is in the background

9.This boyfriend might be a good candidate for our Boyfriend Rehabilitation Program.

Glass of water with small black specks, placed on a coaster on a wooden table. A ceramic mug with a tropical design is in the background
Glass of water with small black specks, placed on a coaster on a wooden table. A ceramic mug with a tropical design is in the background

10.This partner should be sent to the same program.

A crowded freezer with various frozen foods, including vegetables and popsicles, and a mystery metallic object placed among them
A crowded freezer with various frozen foods, including vegetables and popsicles, and a mystery metallic object placed among them

11.This girlfriend has a very serious case of "girlfriend brain."

Lock screen showing time 11:30, date Friday, September 29, with a scenic view of a coastal landscape in the background
Lock screen showing time 11:30, date Friday, September 29, with a scenic view of a coastal landscape in the background

12.And this man clearly has "boyfriend brain."

Tall stack of toilet paper rolls in a holder next to a toilet in a bathroom. Shelves with towels and jars in the background
Tall stack of toilet paper rolls in a holder next to a toilet in a bathroom. Shelves with towels and jars in the background

13.I can't decide if common sense goes out the window when we get into relationships or if dating someone just means discovering all the ways our partners are really, really clueless.

Open freezer drawer with packaged ground meat beside other frozen items
Open freezer drawer with packaged ground meat beside other frozen items

14.I think this boyfriend needs to donate his brain to science so that we can study it after he dies.

A partially peeled banana rests on a wooden surface in front of a laptop
A partially peeled banana rests on a wooden surface in front of a laptop

15.Same with this boyfriend.

Person holding a partially eaten sandwich with layers of meat and cheese on Jimmy John's branded paper
Person holding a partially eaten sandwich with layers of meat and cheese on Jimmy John's branded paper

16.This girlfriend is DEFINITELY a freak, but also...I have done this before.

A partially unwrapped block of Trader Joe's Wisconsin Extra Sharp White Cheddar Cheese on a wooden surface
A partially unwrapped block of Trader Joe's Wisconsin Extra Sharp White Cheddar Cheese on a wooden surface

17.You know what, I'm gonna be honest: this also sounds like something I'd do.

Potted plant with long, pointed leaves on a granite countertop with a tile backsplash
Potted plant with long, pointed leaves on a granite countertop with a tile backsplash

18.Just...why???

Open pack of Clorox disinfecting wipes on a countertop
Open pack of Clorox disinfecting wipes on a countertop

19....You know, what this boyfriend doesn't know won't kill him.

Two cartons of milk in a fridge: one is Minor Figures oat milk; the other is Pets Own dog and puppy milk with glucosamine
Two cartons of milk in a fridge: one is Minor Figures oat milk; the other is Pets Own dog and puppy milk with glucosamine

20.Some errors are more costly.

Washing machine overflowing with foam, door slightly open, letting soap spill out, indicating an overloaded or malfunctioning appliance
Washing machine overflowing with foam, door slightly open, letting soap spill out, indicating an overloaded or malfunctioning appliance

21.And this mistake *might* actually kill someone. Love is a gamble, I guess.

Charred baked items on aluminum foil, likely overcooked or burnt, seen on a stovetop
Charred baked items on aluminum foil, likely overcooked or burnt, seen on a stovetop

22.This boyfriend is either a genius or a freak.

A hand holds a bent fork over a kitchen sink filled with soapy water and dishes
A hand holds a bent fork over a kitchen sink filled with soapy water and dishes

23.Same with this girlfriend.

Three eggs boiling in a pot with thin vegetable slices in water on a stovetop. Steam is visible above the pot
Three eggs boiling in a pot with thin vegetable slices in water on a stovetop. Steam is visible above the pot

24.Looks like this husband learned from a few too many Girl Dinners.

Pastry, strawberries, chocolate candies, and potato chips on a white plate with a keyboard in the background
Pastry, strawberries, chocolate candies, and potato chips on a white plate with a keyboard in the background

25.And they say men aren't tidy!

Wardrobe filled with various folded clothes, some neatly stacked, others disorganized. Shoes are visible on the bottom shelf
Wardrobe filled with various folded clothes, some neatly stacked, others disorganized. Shoes are visible on the bottom shelf

26.I...have no words.

Numerous empty water bottles scattered on the floor beside a bed frame in a cluttered room
Numerous empty water bottles scattered on the floor beside a bed frame in a cluttered room

27.JAIL for this girlfriend.

Droplets of water on a tiled floor near the base of a wooden wall, some hair strands are visible
Droplets of water on a tiled floor near the base of a wooden wall, some hair strands are visible

28.Jail — with the maximum sentence — to this husband, too. Do they not have a bathroom???

Snow-dusted wooden deck with patio chair, overlooking a forest scene with birch trees and distant hills
Snow-dusted wooden deck with patio chair, overlooking a forest scene with birch trees and distant hills

29.Was this girlfriend raised in a barn???

Drawer filled with assorted cutlery, including forks, spoons, knives, and various kitchen utensils
Drawer filled with assorted cutlery, including forks, spoons, knives, and various kitchen utensils

30.I always thought advent calendars were pretty self-explanatory. Apparently not.

Advent calendar with several opened doors, revealing small ornaments inside. Numbers are visible on each door
Advent calendar with several opened doors, revealing small ornaments inside. Numbers are visible on each door

31.What's the point of getting married if not to have someone to (correctly) put sunscreen on your back???

Person with sunburn on their back, showing uneven redness and pale streaks where sunscreen was unevenly applied. They stand in a kitchen setting
Person with sunburn on their back, showing uneven redness and pale streaks where sunscreen was unevenly applied. They stand in a kitchen setting

32.At least this boyfriend appreciated his gift.

Person wearing a digital calculator watch displaying "800813" on the screen
Person wearing a digital calculator watch displaying "800813" on the screen

33.I mean, he tried!

Cardboard sign pinned to wall reads: "Flies ye be warned" with a skull and crossbones drawing and a dead fly next to it
Cardboard sign pinned to wall reads: "Flies ye be warned" with a skull and crossbones drawing and a dead fly next to it

34.So did this girlfriend...I think?

Cake with icing figures holding hands, lemon glaze, and the words "END THEIR PAIN" plus "21" written on top
Cake with icing figures holding hands, lemon glaze, and the words "END THEIR PAIN" plus "21" written on top

35.This is grounds for divorce.

Person holds a red sticker from a produce item with a barcode over a kitchen sink. A pot is visible in the background
Person holds a red sticker from a produce item with a barcode over a kitchen sink. A pot is visible in the background

36.As is this.

Refrigerator shelf with egg white carton, butter dish, and various jars. Light illuminates the items
Refrigerator shelf with egg white carton, butter dish, and various jars. Light illuminates the items

37.That's...one way to do things, I guess?

Person holding a Pyrex measuring cup filled with cookies, standing in front of a kitchen stove
Person holding a Pyrex measuring cup filled with cookies, standing in front of a kitchen stove

38.Who is this girlfriend, Carrie Bradshaw?

Various black shoes and sandals are neatly organized beside a laundry basket containing folded gray towels
Various black shoes and sandals are neatly organized beside a laundry basket containing folded gray towels

39.I don't know; she seems like a pretty standard landlord to me.

A hand using a small paintbrush to paint around a white light switch on a textured wall
A hand using a small paintbrush to paint around a white light switch on a textured wall

40.Where did this partner even learn this???

Partially filled bottle of Simply Lemonade on a carpet, with a bag and vacuum cleaner in the background
Partially filled bottle of Simply Lemonade on a carpet, with a bag and vacuum cleaner in the background

41.Or get this (mildly terrifying) idea???

Shower valve with a scrub sponge placed over the handle, resembling a smiling face
Shower valve with a scrub sponge placed over the handle, resembling a smiling face

42.I'm pretty sure this girlfriend just created a cursed object.

Handmade plush toy with button eyes and uneven limbs on a wooden surface
Handmade plush toy with button eyes and uneven limbs on a wooden surface

43.I'm...not even sure how this happened.

Flour bag with torn packaging and spilled flour on a kitchen counter
Flour bag with torn packaging and spilled flour on a kitchen counter

44.I guess that's one way to do it...

Small potatoes, both whole and halved, cooking in a pan
Small potatoes, both whole and halved, cooking in a pan

45.Why would she bite it in the middle???

A burrito on parchment paper, partially unwrapped, with a can of IPA and a glass of water on a wooden table
A burrito on parchment paper, partially unwrapped, with a can of IPA and a glass of water on a wooden table

46.Folding your pizza slice is one thing, but this...this is too far.

Partially eaten pizza with mushroom and chicken toppings on a round black surface, beside two empty glasses and a napkin
Partially eaten pizza with mushroom and chicken toppings on a round black surface, beside two empty glasses and a napkin

47.This photo would be cited in the divorce proceedings.

An open cereal bag beside a bowl filled with crunchy cereal loops on a countertop
An open cereal bag beside a bowl filled with crunchy cereal loops on a countertop

48.This boyfriend cracked himself up, at least.

Person wearing a tank top with a caution sign labeled "Pinch Point" in multiple languages on their chest
Person wearing a tank top with a caution sign labeled "Pinch Point" in multiple languages on their chest

49.What a kind partner!

Can of chicken noodle soup and a bowl on a wooden tray with a spoon on a napkin, apples in a bowl behind
Can of chicken noodle soup and a bowl on a wooden tray with a spoon on a napkin, apples in a bowl behind

50.Cooking for a partner is sweet and all, but...I'm not sure I could call this cooking.

  u/xLordTommyy / Via reddit.com
u/xLordTommyy / Via reddit.com

51.And finally, I'll end on the eternal partner problem: there is always one bed-hogging partner who thinks this is plenty of space. It has become an epidemic. Non bed-hoggers, we ride at dawn.

Person lying on a bed with white bedding, partially visible. A blue ball and charging cables on the carpeted floor beside the bed
Person lying on a bed with white bedding, partially visible. A blue ball and charging cables on the carpeted floor beside the bed