Yahoo Lifestyle 50 Funny Jokes Worthy of a Knee-Slap and Chuckle
If you’re having a bad day, are bored, or need something to spice up a monotonous workday, funny jokes are the way to go. Read them to yourself as a little pick-me-up, or recite them to friends and family as your own. Don’t worry! We won’t tell.
From the 50 funny jokes on our list, we’re all but certain one or more of them will make you smile, chuckle, guffaw, or even snort! Best of all, these jokes are suitable enough to share with kids, so they too can get in on the fun. In the mix of quips are short jokes, jokes for friends, jokes for coworkers, and even knock-knock jokes. You can’t mess with the classics!
Read on for giggles galore!
Jokes for Kids
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.
Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
What do you call a lion with no eyes? Lon
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
I try not to tell dad jokes. But when I do, he thinks they’re really funny.
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Short Jokes
Why are horses so sleepy? They’re always hitting the hay.
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
What insect is the sneakiest? Spy-ders.
Why are trees so unreliable? They’re shady.
Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
Why are bunnies so great at catch? They always g-rabbit!
What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
Why did the two rabbits get on so well? Love was in the hare.
What’s it called when french fries hang out? A ketchup.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
Jokes for Co-Workers
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets.
I told him I Excel at it.Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What do computers like to eat? Chips.
Where will you find Friday before Thursday? A dictionary.
I pity the calendar. Its days are numbered.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
How do you stay warm in any room? Go to the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Jokes for Friends
Why are Undertakers such good tippers? They pay an arm and a leg.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea
What is a cloud's least favorite exercise? Yoga. It struggles to feel grounded.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
What questions should you never ask while winter skating? Icebreakers.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What snack never gets mad? Pickles. They’re cool as a cucumber.
Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What classic bar game do swimmers always win? Pool.
Besides a rake and shovel, what tool do all gardeners need? A yardstick.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to come in!Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s actually "to whom."Knock knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
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