Yahoo Lifestyle 50 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs In 2024
Woof — it’s been a looooooong year.
Yet, despite some pretty ruff (sorry) news stories that came out in 2024, we’re hoping that our weekly roundups of the funniest dog and cat tweets were a purr-fect (sorry, again) escape.
So as a little holiday treat, here are 50 of the funniest tweets we’ve featured in our roundups in 2024.
We Shih Tzu not.
Just a reminder that we did not write these tweets, we merely curated them. So, if any posts truly make you howl, we sincerely hope you click on that tweet and follow the person who brought a little bit of levity to your day. (And if you are boycotting X, then check to see if they’re posting on BlueSky!)
And to all the pets featured in these hilarious nuggets online, we appreciate you, too! So, we’re saying thanks in a way you can truly comprehend: Bark, bark, and pspspsps.
(And if you want more pet tweets, there is no need to beg! You can check out last year’s 50 funniest tweets about dogs and cats here — or check out our weekly roundup here.)
imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 27, 2024
I wonder who is having more fun.. The cat or the window cleaner?? pic.twitter.com/ABmyRehw5a
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) January 3, 2024
tried to take an outfit pic, but someone had other plans.. pic.twitter.com/E6dwK00n5w
— bella (@earlygirl__) January 14, 2024
nothing more humbling than a dog shoving their entire face in your crotch to tell everyone around you that you’re on your period
— 💌 (@glowyaquarius) January 6, 2024
This dog is dressed up as a wind up elephant pic.twitter.com/CnFQZUfluE
— silly cats (@catshouldnt) January 20, 2024
vet: to help with all the behavioral problems we can prescribe him Prozac
my boyfriend: aw but we don’t want to diminish his personality :(
the personality: pic.twitter.com/FYZd6ojcd5— Grace (@gracecamille_) August 3, 2024
I put my daughter to bed an hour ago and she's just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders
— Amy (@queenofaerobics) November 19, 2024
Sunday reminder,
these things were raised to hunt wolves https://t.co/151tr6YfDApic.twitter.com/lRl5sLudFT— Samuel (@ShmuelBrain) January 29, 2024
Best flight ever. 🐕🦺 pic.twitter.com/5OSnJork4D
— The Beach From Florida (@BeachFrmFL) July 31, 2024
“wow,” said the two-year-old neighbor boy petting one of our cats for the first time, “there are bones in here”
— rachelle toarmino (@rchlltrmn) June 23, 2024
Latest obsession is this photo of a dachshund at a Renaissance festival in Michigan pic.twitter.com/spc5m57INx
— colette (@colettebernheim) February 26, 2024
The IT specialist has arrived.pic.twitter.com/Ex6PVBrtxo
— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) July 25, 2024
i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
— ً (@reidoona) December 3, 2024
when Linus was just a baby we took the bus to his first vet appointment and I didn't realize he was doing this until these ladies behind me started cracking up lol pic.twitter.com/Pz7zWjN9F3
— 👩🦰 (@susanbutworse) February 20, 2024
Tell me you love your job without telling me you love your job pic.twitter.com/WxnVAVm8i6
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) August 6, 2024
my boyfriend just said “i encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up buffalo sauce
— chase (@_chase_____) November 14, 2024
This cat photo goes hard pic.twitter.com/1ylJqNphsS
— delty (@DeltyThe73rd) March 3, 2024
This is Frank. He has to wait outside during pizza night. Can't imagine why. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/4TZQRLEuri
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 20, 2024
my cat just walks up to me, says what I can only believe to be a slur & just saunters away.
— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) March 7, 2024
yeah, great place to be fighting guys, real smart, this can only end well pic.twitter.com/61tj0VYvi7
— michael wave (@michael___wave) March 25, 2024
“You ready Barry? I’ll catch ya!”
Y’all, I am screamingggg!!! pic.twitter.com/b71waa58dv— Tater Tots McGee (@tatertotsconor) July 22, 2024
Labradors - double coated, waterproofed & insulated - were bred from St John’s Water Dogs, carefully selected to retrieve fish from the semi-arctic waters of Newfoundland and Labrador for their fishermen owners.
Here are 3 of them, begging to get inside to escape light drizzle. pic.twitter.com/mBIFN07eSj— Geoff (@kwoade) April 22, 2024
Sat in the waiting room at the vet and a lady just came walking in and goes “oh fuck, I’ve left the dog at home” 😂😂
— Nicholas Mullan (@NicholasMullan_) June 17, 2024
He's making sure he doesn't miss anything..🐕🐾🚘😅
📹erykahpkobIe pic.twitter.com/Y7jjSMzXXZ— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 17, 2024
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) May 12, 2024
Cats don’t even be saying meow it’s more like roun
— moesha (@yunclesage) December 16, 2024
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) May 13, 2024
I know I’m far from the first person to say this, but the “I hate cats” to “I found this perfect baby angel in the trash and I *will* take a bullet for her” pipeline is one of the few pure things left on this earth pic.twitter.com/8Gp2kPj6U6
— Claire Zagorski, MSc, LP (@clairezagorski) June 23, 2024
Woke up at 3am to find my cat eating a slice of my pizza on my chest. The pizza was downstairs in the kitchen. Dragged it upstairs to eat it off my body.
— Lillie (@lillie_arghn) June 29, 2024
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) December 18, 2024
Oh God, the NOISES. pic.twitter.com/CBzFW3gCDz
— Andy (@alreadytaken74) August 8, 2024
My 3y/o is the only girl at her small daycare. I was thrilled when she started talking about her new friend Piper and how much they loved to play. Every day for months: Piper this, Piper that.
Finally I asked the daycare lady about maybe scheduling a playdate.
Piper is a cat.— Forest Barnette ❤️🔥 (@foresthempen) September 11, 2024
this is what medieval artists thought crocodiles looked like https://t.co/Logdbi5oXq
— SLUG (@generalslug) July 21, 2024
Can I show you a video that cured me of every bad feeling just now pic.twitter.com/xZMePCnhso
— LVL (@misslindsayv) August 11, 2024
There’s nothing better than when a dog wants to show you a stuffed animal. So excited to learn about your interests, buddy
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 15, 2024
Tiny pups reaction to medicine
pic.twitter.com/qm3cVJYVat— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) August 22, 2024
my elderly dog was super hot from playing outside so i ran a cloth under cool water and put it on her and she immediately flopped over and accepted her fate pic.twitter.com/ijrcu5buYw
— cuppydogcity.bsky.social (@chalicerae) August 15, 2024
My dog is really picky on where she poops. For instance, she will only choose a lawn where the homeowner is outside to make eye contact with me.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 27, 2024
I didn't choose the mask. The mask chose me 👀💀 pic.twitter.com/3E5u4w73mK
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) July 10, 2024
no disrespect to this beautiful cat. but she did not paint this https://t.co/duYMbUPNki
— sara hinkley (@boneysoups) September 25, 2024
nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 27, 2024
My best friend is out of town, and she venmoed us $100 to take her dog out for lunch on his 10th adoptaversary. pic.twitter.com/ELvy6ns6DL
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 21, 2024
Not my sister’s dog looking like a 13yo girl who just got grounded for texting during class pic.twitter.com/Uwd8p6cP4H
— Lily of the Alley (@ConsummateLily) October 24, 2024
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) February 13, 2024
we’ve been teaching the 2 yr old about cutlery and setting the table for supper and, well, pic.twitter.com/sTPcAjrXlE
— ❄️ mari-lwyd odent ❄️ (@oldenoughtosay) November 14, 2024
does anyone else just see a single eye in a ball of fur https://t.co/RSExGk6SEu
— Matt Braly (@Radrappy) November 20, 2024
I won't admit to being a worst case scenario person but when my dog is a little extra affectionate I get scared I have a fatal illness she can smell on me
— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) August 7, 2024
Every time I get home from work, this is how my dog greets me pic.twitter.com/MRQ0wJydX8
— Doglover (@puppiesDoglover) November 11, 2024
my man: I took a really cute photo of you this morning!
the photo: pic.twitter.com/p3FtlcuQ3W— Suki’s Mom 🔻 gazafunds.com (@zukosmadre) November 19, 2024
The other dog is so happy.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/wbGdD6uNbq
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 31, 2024
