Yahoo Lifestyle 46 Funny Tweets From The Week To Snicker At Under The Table During Thanksgiving Dinner
Hey, y'all — Thanksgiving is this week, so we're all kinda in a weird limbo state right now, no?
Logging into teams the Monday before Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/YTiglimi69
— Gordon Gekko (@GordonGekko420) November 25, 2024
Whatever the case, I hope you get to take a break this week. Let's get started with these 46 funny tweets from the last week:
Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving!
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brand: here's 20% off for black friday! me: pic.twitter.com/KJKm0wHbXk
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) November 23, 2024
HBO / @svershbow / Via Twitter: @svershbow
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wish i could turn into this whenever a man tells me to smile https://t.co/7Q86kGiiKr
— sammie (@cobwebkitten) November 26, 2024
Hollywood Horror Museum / @horrormuseum / @cobwebkitten / Via Twitter: @cobwebkitten
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the original slay the house down boots I’m deceased pic.twitter.com/FGafFqOu1A
— hailey (@nobodynoswift) November 25, 2024
MGM / @nobodynoswift / Via Twitter: @nobodynoswift
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Everyone’s always like what’re you doing for thanksgiving??? Uhh eating with my family? What is this spring break
— ppigg (@s4m31p4n) November 26, 2024
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French husband told me that this is “probably enough butter to make Thanksgiving dinner” and I think I am probably required by French law to report him to the nearest embassy pic.twitter.com/QT96nQezuo
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) November 25, 2024
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if a white person say “I tell u what” u bout to get the best deal ever
— JV🕷️ (@vinhlegacy) November 25, 2024
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My daughter has this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this pic.twitter.com/ttgFkpsZjU
— New town every hour (@TownsUsa) November 23, 2024
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that’s how you know it’s working https://t.co/NgphrIyISr
— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) November 25, 2024
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Gal at work has 2 10 month old identical twins and her husband thinks he put them in the wrong cots and they’re not sure which one is which 😐😂
— Stephanie ♡ (@saltyskin_) November 22, 2024
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As per my previous tablet… pic.twitter.com/Fo0cFO7YSN
— Toad (@ItsToad_) November 21, 2024
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Me looking at the invisible camera when I gotta experience stupid shii pic.twitter.com/9akm3fLTRd
— 𝒩. (@btchsdtm) November 18, 2024
ABC / @btchsdtm / Via Twitter: @btchsdtm
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feeding your friends cat when they’re out of town feels like hanging with a guy you never hang out with alone and you’re not really sure what to talk about without your mutual friend there. so ummm you like wet food? that’s cool that’s cool
— Cat Elgarrista (@cat_elg) November 25, 2024
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googling "effect vs affect" in an incognito window
— Jared 🗿🇵🇸 (@b1g_damage) November 22, 2024
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Remember that terrible white reggae song that was like “why you gotta be so rude. Don’t you know I’m human too
— montell mingo (@Rockybalbonga1) November 22, 2024
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If our love’s insanity Why are you my clarity? pic.twitter.com/nDullF2kIM
— lev🦦 (@levdot) November 23, 2024
Good Mythical Morning / @levdot / Via Twitter: @levdot
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Just walked out the bathroom at the sushi join I’m at and had to do a double take pic.twitter.com/5YNGcPwMrd
— Ashley Schaffers Burner (@Scahfferburner) November 17, 2024
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i genuinely cant stop laughing at this every time i see it i burst into giggles pic.twitter.com/F2o5IoLDM1
— milk emoji (@milkylewinsky) November 22, 2024
Out Magazine / @milkylewinsky / Via instagram.com
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It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance
— Christopher (@molochofficial) November 19, 2024
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When the dentist asks u if a totally random date an entire year from now works for u pic.twitter.com/Un7H92u1VM
— danlet (@evildanevil) November 24, 2024
@evildanevil / @jemima_jo_kirke / Via instagram.com
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sure man what the hell why not. judge judy for department of justice next pls https://t.co/6DHOCoxyEi
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) November 19, 2024
Library of Congress Prints and Photographs Division/Shealah Craighead / Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Fanatics / @elijahdaniel / Via Twitter: @elijahdaniel
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yesterday at the post office, guy in front of me:"i'm interested in sending a letter."po clerk: "OK do you have the letter?"guy: "no I do not". https://t.co/rvq4AJWeQD
— jonpants 𓆇 (@jonpant) November 23, 2024
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just unfollowed someone for naming her babies poetry and locket. felt really good as a hater
— Sydney (@sydneyelainexo) November 17, 2024
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Saw a pro life Facebook post about how if u abort a female fetus you’re also aborting the potential children and grandchildren and great grandchildren that she could have had and so on… like a compounding infinite abortion… and I think that’s beautiful
— ayla (@ratxgurl) November 19, 2024
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— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) November 19, 2024
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sitting in front of a man and woman on the train who have hit it off and lord, this is better than drugs
— Maria (@mlstrat) November 24, 2024
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They got me seated next to The Farter on this aircraft bro pic.twitter.com/XbHQF02NoW
— trevy (@chillextremist) November 23, 2024
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Me on my way to work, masculinely: https://t.co/zA3790B4k1 pic.twitter.com/B44XPiIHF9
— Four-eyed Edo Boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) November 25, 2024
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Using Hinge as a woman feels like selling yourself on Facebook marketplace
— Sarah (@femaleballer98) November 24, 2024
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I met a man today. We've been texting and he cannot spell. pic.twitter.com/PZZeNv6azk
— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) November 23, 2024
New Line Cinema / @sheistyler / Via Twitter: @sheistyler
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whenever I see a lady mail carrier i’m like ok slay that’s a woman in a mail dominated field
— boob dylan (@BYUsupersoaker) November 22, 2024
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Asked the taxi driver where he likes to eat in this part of Houston and he said there’s a “really good” chipotle at the mall food court pic.twitter.com/OquBRUYX9F
— timuoxi cha le mei (@ch1cken_t3nder) November 21, 2024
ABC / @ch1cken_t3nder / Via Twitter: @ch1cken_t3nder
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Just finished my latest rebranding job, pretty happy with it pic.twitter.com/XFzQtEbxX9
— Bill (@CageFooName) November 20, 2024
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— Lexy⚡️ (@lexysheep) November 23, 2024
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And that thing…. Is usually some shit like this: https://t.co/5KyAoJFqfj pic.twitter.com/7p9cDouzMx
— Gladney, The 45th Edition (@TeamGladney) November 24, 2024
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I bought an iPad cus yall said people with an iPad have they shit together and now I’m just a bitch with an iPad fighting for my life who lied?????!!!!!!???
— virgoest virgo (@themarissarae) November 20, 2024
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dude this is so fuckign crazy they just made this new law where you have to hang out and watch a movie with me. what the fuck they’re saying you have to eat whatever ice cream i want with me ????
— shhhhhhhhhhhh (@sharkpanty) November 22, 2024
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Bought cereal for the first time in a long time and after two bowls I’m sitting in the kitchen looking at the cereal box like this. Now I remember why I stopped buying cereal. pic.twitter.com/r0iD2mGeTP
— senia che (@drawntosenia) November 21, 2024
FOX / @drawntosenia / Via Twitter: @drawntosenia
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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) November 20, 2024
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THIS HAS ME CRYYYYYYYYYYINGGGGGGGG pic.twitter.com/Vr6U4I8TGo
— ducki 🏳️⚧️ (@dxckiii) November 20, 2024
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I used to walk to work at 4am when I lived in Canada and this shit was the most peace and inner silence I’ve ever felt and yes also it would be nice to get shot here and bleed out https://t.co/dRrMfOeHND
— thotscar wilde (@thotscar_wilde) November 18, 2024
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whenever I talk to a friend irl and they start talking about old memories of us in school this is what I picture in my head pic.twitter.com/7cC6kI5JlD
— normie 𓆏🦔 (@KellytoyDK) November 18, 2024
ABC / @KellytoyDK / Via x.com
And lastly:
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new yorkers walking through times square: pic.twitter.com/bEn16ejht7 https://t.co/YpJbOu6GKm
— wiLL (@willfulchaos) November 19, 2024
Nickelodeon / @willfulchaos / Via Twitter: @willfulchaos
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