This 399-Pound Taylor Swift Pumpkin Is Going Viral, And The Reactions Are The Best Part

An artist named Jeanette Paras in Ohio has created a 399-pound Taylor Swift pumpkin appropriately named "Taylor SwiftKin."

  Paras Pumpkins/ Facebook: ParasPumpkins

It even had a Travis Kelce "NPL," or National Pumpkin League, tie-in.

  Paras Pumpkins/ Facebook: ParasPumpkins

That big-ass pumpkin, obviously, went viral:

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @TheSwiftSociety

And personally, I think the reactions are the best part.

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The jokes practically wrote themselves.

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @m1tskiss

This person said it looks like she ate the chewing gum at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @trendsryder

This person said it was the most terrifying thing they've seen this Halloween season.

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @OGTRIPPIEHIPPIE

Personally, I agree with this person who said it still looks more accurate than her wax figures.

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @wildxstdreamss

It's all in good fun.

Paras Pumpkins/ Twitter: @antidearo

I, for one, love the fake hair on top.

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @mailboxforlove

Kudos to this artist for giving us the 399-pound Taylor Swift pumpkin I never knew I needed.

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @miragonz

I hope she just kind of lets it rot, because I'd like to see what it looks like around Thanksgiving.

Paras Pumpkins/ facebook.com Twitter: @Hancholo96

Bye!

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