Just A Bunch Of Super Funny Photos Of People Trying To Outsmart The World (And Not Always Succeeding)

1.This struggling math student tried — and failed — to use Jesus to pass a test:

A math problem with a humorous response, "Jesus is always the answer," circled and marked incorrect by the teacher with a note, "Not on this question," and a grade of -5
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2.This smart aleck kid did THIS when he was told to "stack the dishes in the sink":

dishes stacked in the sink
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3.And this person came up with a clever way to avoid having to constantly discuss their accident:

"Yes, it's broken"
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4.This coworker noticed a moved tile in the ceiling and added a little something to freak everyone out:

a scary mask in a ceiling tile
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5.This artistic person — upon finding the store totally out of Christmas bags — improvised:

"Happy Birthday Jesus!!!"
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6.And this sign maker had a sneaky plan to get you to read it:

stop sex, now that i have your attention please stay out
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7.This grocery store stocker knew exactly what they were doing when they put these products side-by-side:

cock flavored soup and tamarind balls
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8.This mischievous son replaced his parents' photo of Jesus with one of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi (and they still hadn't noticed two months later):

A framed photo of a man with long hair and a beard is on a small round table next to a figurine of a mother holding a child
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9.And this person found a brilliant way to guilt people into letting them merge:

Bumper sticker on a Subaru car displaying a meme image of a grumpy-looking white cat with the text "Just let me merge pls."
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10.This wife is petrified of slugs, so when one came in the house, she hatched this plan to get rid of it:

A handwritten note reads: "Scary slug infiltrated. Hid him in a trolley under pile of salt under glass bowl. Very sorry, but could you deal with it? Love you x." There's a glass bowl with salt on the floor
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11.This person got tired of answering the same questions on job interviews, so they printed up cards to hand out when they're asked to share their greatest strength:

"My ability to anticipate"
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12.And this pregnant wife plotted to jump out and scare her spouse — but didn't realize her baby bump totally gave her away:

View of kitchen from a doorway with a woman's pregnant belly visible on the side
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13.This prankster put a couple layers of boot polish on one of their coworker's boots every day he was on vacation...and left the other boot totally as is:

a clean vs. dirty boot
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14.This sly devil discovered their Christmas pillow can double as A+ Valentine's Day decor:

A pillow saying "Oh Oh Oh"
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15.And this person had a clever way to strike back at their mystery coworker who keeps stealing their lunch:

A paper with a hand giving the middle finger
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16.This grandma brings extra bacon from home for her BLT so she doesn't have to pay for extra:

A person at a restaurant dining table holds a sandwich. On the table are a glass, crackers, bacon, napkins, and chips. Another person is partially visible
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17.These movie theater employees absolutely knew what they were doing when they put this Napoleon standee here:

A play horse in front of a Napoleon poster
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18.And this kid found a hilarious way to stop birds from flying into this window:

A Nicolas Cage pillow in someone's window
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19.This sneaky kid told her dad they "only had a little milk left in the fridge":

A person holding a miniature milk jug
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20.This wife found a way to make her husband's jokey birthday request for "cocaine and hookers" come true:

A "Cocaine & Hookers" candle
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21.And this very prim and proper grandma found a way to read slightly saucy books — by replacing the swears:

Page from the book "Two for the Dough" showing a conversation between characters, with a focus on a missing VCR and jewelry
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22.This husband tried to get crafty by subbing fishies for breadcrumbs, and it, uh, turned out like this:

Goldfish on mac 'n' cheese

23.This wife didn't have much faith that her husband could feed their kids by himself, so she took extra measures:

Notes on a try specifying what foods go there
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24.And this guy sent a letter cross country to his brother just to insult him (and if that isn't brothers I don't know what is):

A greeting card is open, revealing the single word "Bitch" written in the center. The card features a bird perched on a branch with light foliage in the background
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25.This blinds installer found a genius way to get everyone to notice their business on the road:

"BLIND MAN DRIVING"

26.This Indian restaurant's bathrooms have these cheeky Taj Mahal-esque signs on their doors:

Two metal plaques with simple, line-drawn architecture designs. The left plaque shows a single-dome structure; the right plaque depicts a double-arch structure
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27.And this bathroom has "MEN" written on the outside of the door, but "WOMEN" (spelled backwards) on the inside in order to trick guys into thinking they went into the wrong bathroom:

Restroom doors labeled "MEN" and "WOMEN" with the "WOMEN" sign written backwards on one door
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28.This teacher thought she was real clever by having her class make "groundhogs" for Groundhog Day...until she realized they looked like, uh, something else:

groundhog cutouts that look like testicles
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29.This wife came up with an adorable way to tell her husband about their unplanned pregnancy (by putting sonogram photos inside this book):

"Happy Little Accidents"
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30.And this grandma conspired to still give away baked goods (that she really shouldn't have):

Note on tin reads: "Caution: A screw may be inside a ginger cookie. Check before eating. Matching screw wins a reward."
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31.This mom tried to glue vampire teeth onto this pumpkin and, uh, well...you see it:

Pumpkin decoration with large yellow eyes and a surprised face, featuring a hollow mouth and white drip details. Displayed on a glass surface
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32.This person is either a genius or an idiot (or both):

"It's-a-me Mario"
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33.And this homeowner decided to give a big FU to planes flying overhead, so she requested that a penis be put on her roof when she had it redone:

a penis on someone's roof
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OK then!

a penis on someone's roof
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34.This Disney fan thought they were pretty slick when they ordered a vanity plate that reads (in abbreviated fashion) Maleficent, but it looks, uh, more like something else:

"MLFCNT"
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35.This soccer player pulled his own card on the ref:

A soccer player holding an Uno card
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36.And this dad turned a note to his kid's phys ed teacher into a work of dad art:

Note asking that kid be excused for any activities due to foot pain, but if their foot does fall off, they won't be in pain and can partake in normal activity

37.Whoever wrote this fortune really thought outside of the box, er, cookie:

Fortune cookie message on a wooden surface reads, "About time I got out of that cookie."
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38.This mom found a genius way to stop her kids from playing too many video games:

A game console with locks on it
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39.And lastly, this store really thought they'd tapped into the perfect way to appeal to dads:

A mannequin with a gut wearing a "Dad Bod" T-shirt, knee-length shorts, and cap
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