Well, Shit's Looking Pretty Grim, But At Least We Can All Take A Moment To Laugh At These Hilarious Tweets Shared By Women This Week

Hannah Dobrogosz
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Well, you don't need us to tell you that things are looking pretty bleak in America right now. TikTok went dark briefly in some sort of political stunt, LA is still grappling with fires, the south is getting pummeled with record-shattering snow, and Donald Trump was sworn into office as the 47th President of the United States in one of the most dystopian inauguration ceremonies ever.

Frankly, it was hard to even sign onto X, the platform previously known as Twitter, after Elon Musk's despicable actions at the inauguration. But, despite a lot of the chaos and brainrot on X, there are still reasonable, intelligent, and funny voices to be found on the platform. And those are the ones we still want to highlight. Here are 31 hilarious women who continued to bring folks laughter this week despite the current state of the world:

Make sure you follow all of them!

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Tweet by user "Katie" reads: "Decided to self undiagnose. I’m fine."

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Tweet by Kenzi: "crazy that my body cant tell the difference between answering a text and being chased in the woods."

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Tweet by @yaidawn: "i hate when a guy asks 'can you cook?' can you build a house fuck you."

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Tweet by amelia elizalde about enjoying daily contact lenses and humorously throwing them, ending with "la vie est belle."

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Tweet by Emily: "Imagine hating me and I’m just standing like a flamingo in my kitchen having a little snacky-snack."

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Text from Keara Sullivan: "Me: I'm gonna go by process of trial and error. *1st trial ends in error*. Me: What the fuck omg I don't need this shit I give up I can't take it anymore I'm done."

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Tweet by @niahdx: "every time the universe sends me a sign, i'm like ok but i think i'll wait for a signier sign."

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Tweet by Nayelet18: "I enjoy winning arguments by hitting the other person over the head with a shovel."

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Tweet by Krista: "The tape doesn’t taste like scotch in case you were wondering."

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A tweet by meeka (@MeekyBlinders) says her dad called to say he's at a convention called Concrete World, learning about concrete

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Tweet by user @hnnnyyno: "your 30s are for being in your 20s"

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Tweet: "i don't identify with gen z OR millennials. i am a stranger to myself"

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Tweet by user L: "There should be compensation available for having to stare at yourself in a full length mirror while sitting at the salon."

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Tweet by aimey: "promise rings are so cute, gonna get myself one and promise myself to stop being dumb."

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Tweet by Katie: "Come on brain, make the happy chemicals you stupid lump of f***." Subscribe button visible

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Tweet by Pearl Rose about being asked why they're running fast at the gym, hinting at a hidden motive: "class war."

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Tweet by user @auraonx: "humans were not meant to have this many passwords."

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Tweet by aimey: "Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like bro you're supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line."

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Tweet humorously compares workdays to a jail sentence, with only three days left until freedom

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Tweet by Isabel Steckel: "a man in a bathrobe and bare feet is one of the most messed up sights for the human eye to experience."

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Tweet humorously contrasts Girl Scouts selling desirable products with Boy Scouts selling unpopular popcorn

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Tweet by user Nayele18: "A grilled cheese and reason to live might fix me."

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Tweet by Emily: "Fell asleep early and now my middle-of-the-night pee schedule is off."

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Tweet by user "erika" reads: "floating around in a piping hot bowl of soup must feel so good for a noodle."

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Tweet reads: "my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something" by @yaidawn

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Tweet by @soibulma: "how come 8 hours at home take 20 mins but 8 hours at work take 6 days"

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Tweet by @latkedelrey: "i think it’s so beautiful when people give me money; i don’t really have other opinions."

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Tweet by JennaSaysQuoi: "if you give a mouse a cookie- he'll eat it with his tiny hands and it'll probably be really cute."

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A tweet by a user saying they feel better if others are also having a bad day, but if others are having fun without them, it's unacceptable

Thank you, witty women! While you're here, check out some of the most hilarious tweets by women from 2024:

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