Yahoo Lifestyle People Are Obsessed With How Hilariously Bad "Madame Web" Is, And These Jokes Are Simply So Good
This past weekend, Madame Web hit theaters, and let's just say, I can already sense it's going to be added to one of my favorite film categories: a bad movie that becomes a cult classic.
In case you don't know, Madame Web follows Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson), a NYC paramedic who begins to demonstrate signs of being clairvoyant. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she suddenly finds herself protecting three young women from a deadly adversary who wants to destroy them.
The movie also stars Sydney Sweeney, Adam Scott, Isabela Merced, Celeste O'Connor, Tahar Rahim, and more.
Since reviews for Madame Web started hitting the internet, things were not looking great for the movie. With the New York Times review saying it's "absurd" and that "Dakota Johnson can't save this Spidey spinoff."
As of today, the movie holds a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes with a 56% audience score. And, the Letterboxd reviews from fans are equally as funny, too.
However, with more and more negative reviews coming out and a hilariously chaotic press tour from Dakota, it made people even more intrigued to see the movie, thus Madame Web beginning to enter the category of "apparently so bad I just have to go see it for myself."
So, people began to take to X, formerly Twitter, to share some of the best jokes about Madame Web. Whether you've seen the movie or not, this is some quality content. So, here are some of the best tweets:
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Stay safe out there everyone.. so i had 2 tickets for the Madame Web movie in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more pic.twitter.com/agTxbbwhJp
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) February 15, 2024
@kirawontmiss / Via Twitter: @kirawontmiss
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This is how every line in Madame Web is delivered btw pic.twitter.com/PjjMqE31J0
— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) February 20, 2024
Michael Benjamin / Warner Bros / Via x.com
3.
Madame Web is hilarious because it treats the birth of Peter Parker like its the birth of Jesus but the rest of the story is about Jesus' uncle's coworker's very bad day. A Life of Brian without the jokes
— Sage Hyden (@sagehyden) February 19, 2024
@sagehyden / Via Twitter: @sagehyden
4.
It is now day 3 of Madame Web being so bad that no one has bothered to add the plot to Wikipedia
— Matt Fresh (@RealMFresh) February 16, 2024
@RealMFresh / Via Twitter: @RealMFresh
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Man, the screenwriting duo for Madame Web have had an absolutely historic run pic.twitter.com/nF2qhobHYf
— Will Mavity (@mavericksmovies) February 13, 2024
@mavericksmovies / Wikipedia / Via Twitter: @mavericksmovies
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mike flanagans madame web review is sending me so bad😭 pic.twitter.com/IlhkLY0dtd
— joe (@mcumagik) February 19, 2024
@mcumagik / Letterboxd / Via Twitter: @mcumagik
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The awkward cut makes it look like Dakota Johnson is rushing to the car to save Dakota Johnson who’s already in the car. #MadameWeb pic.twitter.com/xag2dHH74s
— Jay Thomas (@GroundhogJay_) February 13, 2024
@GroundhogJay_ / Sony / Via Twitter: @GroundhogJay_
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Madame Web being so bad that it’s actually getting people to the theater and becoming a successful cult classic is my Roman Empire pic.twitter.com/fR5G4lZylV
— Marquis The Honey Bear (@MarquisHoney) February 20, 2024
@MarquisHoney / Sony / Via Twitter: @MarquisHoney
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I kinda love how the response to Madame Web is "the movie's dogshit but they deserve to play MCU variants of their characters". pic.twitter.com/KMJ0Ljf6N2
— jayiswat05 (Jennifer Walters' Husband) (@jayis_wat05) February 18, 2024
@jayis_wat05 / Sony / Via youtu.be
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Madame Web says to Young Uncle Ben “what, you don’t wanna get shot in queens?” in their first scene together. Just in case you wanted to know what kind of movie it is
— Cosmonaut sucraM (evil) (@CosmonautMarcus) February 15, 2024
@CosmonautMarcus / Via Twitter: @CosmonautMarcus
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I’M SORRY. THE DIRECTOR OF MADAME WEB ALSO DIRECTED PRAGUE, THE EP OF SUCCESSION WITH TOM’S BACHELOR PARTY??? HUH?!?????? pic.twitter.com/Fbhe97PpPu
— 𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 (@EmmaTolkin) February 19, 2024
@EmmaTolkin / IMDb / Via Twitter: @EmmaTolkin
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My favorite Madame Web detail was that when she dons this outfit she’s on her way to a funeral pic.twitter.com/S0Vdv7Pbo8
— Sydney🚀 (@CountVolpe) February 15, 2024
@CountVolpe / Sony / Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @CountVolpe
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Madam Web was a cinematic tour de forceWriting? Abysmal.Pacing? All over the place.Acting? Not one line delivered convincingly.Cannot recommend it enough
— Carla GuginHeaux (@bingomilf) February 15, 2024
@bingomilf / Via Twitter: @bingomilf
14.
Madame Web got my brain to such a weird place that my Oura ring thought i was asleep pic.twitter.com/idKw9AVi7w
— ali segel (@OnlineAlison) February 18, 2024
@OnlineAlison / Via Twitter: @OnlineAlison
15.
Madame Web is one of the best movies ever about Spiderman’s uncle’s coworker
— Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn) February 18, 2024
@zachbdunn / Via Twitter: @zachbdunn
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Madame Web Spoilers“Ben gets to be an uncle now…all of the fun and none of the responsibility”Genuine line from the script
— Heavy Spoilers (@heavyspoilers) February 14, 2024
@heavyspoilers / Via Twitter: @heavyspoilers
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how you all sound leaving screenings of madame web pic.twitter.com/Ngx0fkTEIk
— joe muad’dib (@hackermanjoe) February 15, 2024
@hackermanjoe / FXX / Via Twitter: @hackermanjoe
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sony just has no ability to read internet culture. they missed the point of the joke so hard it led to them rereleasing morbius when it became a meme, and they whiffed again by removing the "he was in the amazon" line from madame web. people would have cheered in their seats.
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) February 14, 2024
Zach Silberberg / Via Twitter: @zachsilberberg
19.
Madame Web2 Madame 2 WebMadame Web: Tokyo DriftMadame Web 4Madame 5Madame Web 6Web 7The W8 of the WebM9: The Madame SagaMadame XMadame X: Part 2
— Jared Gilman (@realJaredGilman) February 19, 2024
@realJaredGilman / Via Twitter: @realJaredGilman
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Me, as the credits roll on Madame Web: pic.twitter.com/WU8giPjby1
— Henry Gilbert (@hEnereyG) February 15, 2024
@hEnereyG / Marvel / Via Twitter: @hEnereyG
21.
Just saw Madame Web and it was terrible and I loved every second of it pic.twitter.com/U3xezwIkOR
— Ꮓαcн 🤷🏼♂️ (@ZachNyx) February 16, 2024
@ZachNyx / Via Twitter: @ZachNyx
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The Villain in #MadameWeb pic.twitter.com/vTtKr3zNYX
— Molted (@Moltedomen) February 18, 2024
@Moltedomen / Via Twitter: @Moltedomen
23.
need one of these from everyone involved in madame web. starting with all the ADR pic.twitter.com/SSynUPeV64
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) February 15, 2024
Hunter Harris / Simon & Schuster / Via Twitter: @hunteryharris
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This is the funniest Madame web review I have seen 😂 pic.twitter.com/xVBdQ6QdOc
— Ayman (@GuyWhoConquers) February 17, 2024
@GuyWhoConquers / Ashley K. Smalls / TikTok / Via tiktok.com
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Spider-Man: “Oh my God! Why won’t My Damn Web shoot out.”Madame Web: pic.twitter.com/Fb62t3by6i
— Ben 🏳️🌈🪃🎬 (@The_GM_is_God) February 15, 2024
@The_GM_is_God / 20th Century Fox / Marvel / Via Twitter: @The_GM_is_God
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When you take on the responsibility, great power will come 💀#MadameWeb pic.twitter.com/pMKKnB6qjr
— BLURAYANGEL 🦇 (@blurayangel) February 17, 2024
@blurayangel / Sony / Via Twitter: @blurayangel
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They dropped the Fantastic Four cast on Madame Web day And then they dropped the xmen 97’ trailer the next day just to be safe 💀💀💀
— Monkey D. Hernandy (@hernandy_s) February 15, 2024
@hernandy_s / Via Twitter: @hernandy_s
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The worst thing about Madame Web is that there is no way we can gaslight Sony twice and get them to put it back in theaters later. https://t.co/BMYqtf0IAf
— Ultima Reload (@UltimaShadowX) February 13, 2024
@UltimaShadowX / Sony / Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @UltimaShadowX
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I will probably never see #MadameWeb, but I will consume every chaotic moment of this press tour. pic.twitter.com/yWbsnrswcz
— Marissa Monticolo (@MMonticolo) February 17, 2024
@MMonticolo / MTV UK / Via tiktok.com
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