29 Funny Tweets From The Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard That My Lungs Are Now Permanently Busted
Alana Valko
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Hello. It's finally bright out after 6 p.m.
Person with arms outstretched, facing sunset. Birds fly, chains break around them, symbolizing freedom
Sometimes, it really is the little things that keep life worth living — like longer sunsets, summer just around the corner, and all the funny tweets from the week:
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Person smiling in a TV studio with "J Hud" on a screen behind them, promoting an upcoming appearance by Kevin Hart
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Tweet by user joking about boyfriend not accepting a LinkedIn request, humorously implying reluctance to connect
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Illustration of four excited people jumping around a large cupcake with a cherry on top
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Ash Wednesday typo: "Remember that you are butt dust and into dust you shall return."
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Tweet discusses a plan to dress in 2012 fashion for brunch: a tight white tank, high-waisted skinny jeans, platform heels, oversized accessories
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Person in stylish green attire seated, hand on chest, smiling. Tweet text jokes about nearly treating a friend to lunch, remembering it's Women's History Month
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Person holding a phone, showing images of ancient Egyptian artifacts, alongside a tweet joking about a coworker's interest in them
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Container of gourmet scented pencils made from recycled newspapers, with note: "We still talk about you." Tweet interaction stats below
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Tweet from user @msluckylana jokingly requests a $10,000 grant to spend time with friends over the summer
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Tweet by @Fredward3948576: "Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins."
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Tweet shows a man holding a soccer ball, humorously captioned about a language oral exam in school
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Social media post with a text exchange offering $500 for a haircut, followed by an agreement to proceed
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Four-panel photo of a person in a car adjusting a seat belt, closing a car door, and reaching for a drink in the cup holder
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Text message asking if Lisa will play tennis tomorrow, with a reply saying she's feeling better now
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Tweet from Memeulous: "Whether you’re a peasant or a king the urge to make a podcast burns like a thousand suns within all of us men." Below is a tweet with an image of a man sitting at a desk, launching a radio show
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Person eating a sandwich with text: "I love surprising my metabolism; it never knows what's coming, absolute starvation or 21572 calories all at once."
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Social media post shows Rihanna with two infants. Caption highlights their births and mentions International Women's Day
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Table summarizing anthems played incorrectly at events, highlighting a 2014 incident in Slovakia where Linkin Park's "Numb" was played for Malta
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Tweet jokes about CNN reporting $217 trillion world debt, asking if it's owed to "The Decepticons."
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Charcuterie board with sliced cheese, pickles, and a beer bottle on a white cutting board, placed on a cluttered desk
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A humorous meme depicting a plea for a book's plot summary, met with a vague and unhelpful annotation about its critical acclaim
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Tweet sarcastically thanking a fake email for a toll payment reminder and joking about clicking the link
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A dog wearing a colorful hat, yellow shirt, and red skirt is edited to appear with an open mouth, standing upright, with a lollipop in the background
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A paper bag with the printed text: "Lookie Lookie I've Got a Cookie." A tweet expresses embarrassment about carrying it in public
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Tweet by Malik: "If you're white you're not 'crashing out'. You're going bezerk." 14K comments, 152K retweets, 3.3M likes
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Tweet asking if Ben Affleck knows only two women, with engagement stats below: 711 comments, 8K retweets, and 142K likes
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Tweet by user expressing a desire for something good to happen, with 52 comments, 9.8K retweets, and 55K likes
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Tweet showing various Lululemon pants laid out. Caption jokes about replacing traditional achievements with Lululemon collections
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Tweet complaining humorously about short 30-minute lunch breaks
That's all for this week — for more funny tweets, feel free to check out our previous roundups:
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