24 Things That Feel Like Police But 100% Are Not
I've got another *fun* prompt for you that many blue-checked people have been asking on X for the past year.
It's this: "Who's not police but FEELS like police to you?"
who’s not police but FEELS like police to you?
— Jenni (@hashjenni) September 5, 2024
Here's a compilation of some of the best answers:
1.
anyone in a tahoe
— MCrv (@mcramonvelez) September 9, 2024
2.
the elf on the shelf
— Carlie (@carliemaria28) September 8, 2024
3.
The self checkout employees at Walmart, like damn can I scan my 78 inch tv loaf of bread in peace plz. https://t.co/SnkJb6RnaM
— 7zWorld 🌎 (@iminthisbihhhhh) September 6, 2024
4.
The chipotle worker screaming extra chicken down the line https://t.co/8qZVGgGAoi
— Laura ℒeigh (@ludivineboots) September 8, 2024
5.
Front desk at the doctor's office
— Kelsey Byron (@KelseyByron1) September 7, 2024
6.
moms working part-time at summer concert festivals https://t.co/sjuIIfcPdh
— Fœtal Yoda (IS SHADOWBANNED. PLEASE HELP HIM.) (@FetalYoda) September 5, 2024
7.
Ticket inspectors on the train. Be doing the most https://t.co/CL2XOUBboY
— Kvibes 🇬🇩🖤 (@Kvibes_) September 7, 2024
8.
Them security officers in Ross and Marshalls. Like?? Please. https://t.co/Vk41EJEw0q
— Botwin, Nancy (@falseintentions) September 6, 2024
9.
Anyone working at a golf course pro shop.
— Newt Bowles (@NewtBowles) September 7, 2024
10.
Church ushers
— Kris (@blessednfavor) September 7, 2024
11.
Property managers at luxury apartments https://t.co/UeIgQYJ8VD
— Alex Gonzalez (@alexgwriter) September 7, 2024
12.
Anyone who played woodwind when I was in high school music https://t.co/BOp1pv8tBw
— charlie (@maleapologist) September 9, 2024
13.
GameStop employees in the early 2000s
— Kendrick (@Mr_Kendrick122) September 8, 2024
14.
McDonald’s workers that won’t give me an extra BBQ sauce for my nuggets 😭 https://t.co/2GQ79MbjkJ
— AL 🖤 (@AlyxAlya) September 7, 2024
15.
Anyone who has ever sang “Courtesy of the Red White and Blue” at karaoke https://t.co/QpBaX2Jdlj
— i’m just Ken (@roto_tudor) September 8, 2024
16.
any middle aged man in khakis https://t.co/vVFyxlCz2s
— dodie ⎕ (@1975kurtis) September 10, 2024
17.
The people you have to wait for the nod from to go down the water slide
— Kelly Jackson | It’s More Fun In Your 30s (@Kelly_Jackson88) March 14, 2024
18.
Teachers when you’re roaming the halls
— SWANN1ES ⪩ ⪨ (@1LUVWATTPAD) March 12, 2024
19.
your friends when your location off
— sums ꨄ (@shes222real) March 13, 2024
20.
Anyone with a doorbell camera
— River Red 🔴 (@consensualhugs) March 13, 2024
21.
family that follows me on social media
— alexis (@lexistexiss) March 13, 2024
22.
Sephora employees
— smokin hot (@eroticsl1m) March 12, 2024
23.
German Shepherds pic.twitter.com/mI3PQwNVmY
— Regis Kelling (@Legendary_Guy) March 13, 2024
24. And lastly:
The oldest aunt in the family. https://t.co/ZEepVWkvHj
— Steven Arocho (@SteveArocho) September 7, 2024