Yahoo Lifestyle 26 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (Oct. 5-11)
Woof — it’s been a long week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
We Shih Tzu not.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour Twitter X (yes, Elon Musk is apparently fur real) to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)
old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy ‘whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what’s with da barking’
— rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) October 8, 2024
absolute legend at the bagel shop this morning pic.twitter.com/QxmsZKTRSt
— James Tyler (still) (@JamesTylerESPN) October 5, 2024
Why can’t I watch a reality show where instead of toxic dating it’s just cat rescue weirdos scrabbling around to trap and rehabilitate a smelly scrungy mess of a cat they found in a hole
— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) October 6, 2024
wait the edible is hittingggggg why is my dog kinda serving sabrina carpenter pic.twitter.com/orfIe8sEzR
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) October 5, 2024
Cats are such empaths, like I swear they can tell if I’m having a bad day because they always know exactly what to do, like hey let’s go scream at this sad nerd’s face and dunk our tails in his coffee before we throw up
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) October 7, 2024
Correction: you will have a cat forever https://t.co/RjP6rpHkLm
— Gingerbread Tigs - We love you Kit (@GingerLoafTigs) October 6, 2024
I accidentally stepped on my dog today and now I want to immediately self surrender for a life sentence.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 7, 2024
Floof built himself out this little space in the overflow closet and he absolutely loves it. pic.twitter.com/ggmea0vDTK
— A Cat Named Bitches (@BitchestheCat) October 7, 2024
Accidentally turned on the leaf blower in the middle of the living room and caused a tornado and almost gave all of my cats heart attacks. They were scrambling and screaming at me and each other like NO NO NO THIS OPPOSITE-VACUUM IS SO MUCH WORSE!!!!!!
— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) October 8, 2024
I wish he could have a grilled cheese and tomato soup I would cook him that for in between naps pic.twitter.com/LzkLnwxl3s
— toe lover (post office buddy) (@carobunga) October 6, 2024
someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked
— jynx (@jynxbby) October 7, 2024
I was closing a bunch of apps I don’t remember opening and as I went through them I kept getting notifications from a dating app I don’t use anymore but forgot to uninstall.
I think that what happened is while I was sleeping, Onion matched me with a bunch of random people 💀 pic.twitter.com/bhWk2kXZGk— jeeyonardo dicaprio 심지연 ➡️ Big Bad Con Oct24 (@jeeyonshim) October 8, 2024
told our foster kitten "I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes" & my boyfriend said "you don't even say that to me" https://t.co/9S2EawjA9I
— Hot Take Appreciator (@IHateNYT) October 8, 2024
This is my Chewy box. This is not my cat. pic.twitter.com/YYNGvzf8Lj
— Kathy (@tortiegirl601) October 7, 2024
about a year and then they will be in their adult cat murderer phase https://t.co/79boq7tn2B
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) October 9, 2024
Every girls crazy bout a pear shaped man pic.twitter.com/ygOulKLmke
— Mr. Kitty (@chateaudechat) October 9, 2024
When I adopted a cat I didn’t realize I was paying for a live-in bully
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 9, 2024
THE DOG😭😭💀 pic.twitter.com/XLBqAFAvjA
— no context memes (@weirddalle) October 5, 2024
At some point in a pet’s lifespan the dynamic between you shifts. At one time my cats were my children, born from my womb. But now they are 48 and 96 cat years old. They are my uncles, perhaps
— maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) October 11, 2024
Powerless to his greed pic.twitter.com/obYp2vvPQa
— smol silly cat (@Catsillyness) October 9, 2024
The face of a criminal mastermind who broke into the kitchen cabinet, chewed through two bags of cat treats, realised he was stuck and screamed for help so loudly I thought he was a car alarm pic.twitter.com/mENQiJaqX1
— Dr Fi Bowler (@FionaBowler) October 10, 2024
Kev’s new dating profile pic pic.twitter.com/EXVflEEYOY
— Alexandra Petri (@aepetri1) October 10, 2024
This is Chai. He has decided that no, you are not going for a walk. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/NQl7PjsEVb
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 7, 2024
“this is the biggest toilet I’ve ever seen” pic.twitter.com/9HGUdOVHZS
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 5, 2024
This may be the cutest thing I've ever seen 🥹 pic.twitter.com/YrO52y9apN
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) October 5, 2024
The doctor: do you have a support network around you?
Me to my brain: DO NOT MENTION THE PICTURE OF JORTS MAKING SOUP, THEY MEAN YOUR FAMILY https://t.co/wiUqIUSRW8— unikittycorn (@tamarin) October 4, 2024