22 Times Americans And Europeans Roasted The Heck Out Of Each Other

1.These two Brits really had a geographical feud going until the American jumped in:

"You guys are like a two hour drive from each other"

2.Honestly, there are good points on both sides here:

"in america, 'someone died here' is like 'some dude locked his mom in the basement and she starved to death'"

3.This American checked a Brit on their snark reeeeal quick:

"We have states bigger than your entire country"

4.This one isn't even just limited to Europeans being scandalized by Americans:

"(Laughing Nervously) What the fuck?"

5.This is how you get rats:

"this is why you guys had the black plague."

6.Oof. Ouch:

"americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually"

7.Jane Austen was not, in fact, Tolkien-ing it up with her locations:

"england is indeed real"

8.Seriously, Australia is huge:

"*australians crying in the distance*"

9.Okay, guilty:

"americans be like im gonna eat an ornge"

10.We geddit, we talk funny:

"americans make a mistake and go ahp, shudina dundat"

11.The image of the avocado peeling is burned into my brain:

"One of them peeled an avocado with a knife instead of just cutting it open."

12.Also, I've never felt more patriotism coursing through my veins than when I saw this happen:

"me: I fel no special attachment to my American identity"

13.This is 100% true, we deserve this:

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14."People" undoubtedly being Americans:

"What does Alvita Zane mean?"

15.This is a win in the American column, IMO:


16.Show this to any European and immediately horrify them:

"I'm afraid of Americans"

17.Fun fact, this is actually why we declared independence:

"A car park"

18.Spain and Germany get a pass on this one. The UK and France do NOT:

"I'm sorry the French call it what"

19. This is a very good question:

Twitter: @VeryBadLlama

20.I'm gonna try to make "Football 2" happen:

"BIG fan of calling the original one Football 2"

21.Let's be honest, both of us have weird terminology for school:

"im in sixth form"

22.And finally, nobody can burn Americans like Americans:

"I'll kick my own ass"