20 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Last Week And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives

1.The person who loves their children very much, I'm sure:

Shredded paper resembling money scattered on a carpeted floor next to a plastic box with cords

2.The person who learned a valuable lesson about cleanliness that day:

toilet cleaned with dishwasher detergent that blew up
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3.The person who will be secreting mayo out of every pore:

A person holds a foil container filled with fries or a similar snack covered in a generous layer of white sauce, possibly mayonnaise
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4.The person who just came up with a very unique pizza giveaway:

A social media post from a pizza place owner urgently seeking a lost wedding band, asking customers to check their pizzas
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5.The person who let Pennywise get in on the jams:

A hand holds a wireless earbud above a street drain, suggesting a potential fall or mishap
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6.The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:

Tweet by jared_yabishop about someone eating and returning chewed gum to its container, humorously calling it a hate crime

7.The person whose car got a fresh new coat of paint:

Spilled white liquid on a car floor near the open door, with visible floor mats and a brick pavement outside
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8.The person who will have to return to a bartering system to meet their basic needs:

ATM screen displaying a Windows 7 shutdown message
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9.The person who got a nice mid-day pick me up from an avian friend:

A person with hair in a bun and white paint streaks bows their head outdoors in a park setting
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10.The person who was kind enough to share their chicken with a fly:

Close-up of crispy, golden fried chicken with a textured, seasoned crust
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11.The person who fate has deemed un-chipworthy:

Bags of chips stuck in a vending machine, including nacho cheese and sour cream flavors, with others stacked behind, stuck at $1 each

12.The person who just met their new roommates:

Microwave oven display with insects crawling on it, obstructing the settings view

13.The person who might want to watch their sodium intake:

Frying pan with fried rice accidentally covered in spilled flour on a stovetop
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14.The person whose thumb looks like it has a minor case of frostbite:

An open hand with a thumb stained dark, contrasting with the rest of the clean palm and fingers
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15.The person who goes to the gym with some real animals:

Worn-out seat of a gym exercise machine, showing visible signs of wear and tear
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16.The person who will never wear white on a date again:

Hand holding a white shirt stained with an orange substance
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17.The person who just got a bunch of new clothes:

Clothes in a laundromat dryer with a basket nearby filled with more clothing
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18.The person who accidentally watched The Quietest Place:

Person who didn't realize their speaker had a short and watched an hour of "A Quiet Place" thinking there was no sound in the movie
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19.The person who is going to cause a nationwide Skittle shortage:

skittles scattered about
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20.Ol' Scratchy Eye:

A dirty contact lens

Come on, now, Ol' Scratchy Eye.

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21.The person who let the Sasquatch borrow their heels:

Mold/dirt stains inside a pair of high heels
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22.And this fly:

Tiny toy dinosaur peeks out from a hole in a painted metal surface
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