Gitcha SecuROM de-authorization tools! Git'em ova hur!

EA's perpetual joke -- on you -- comes to an ironic end on April Fools' Day with the release of de-authorization tools for each of its 19 PC games with SecuROM copy protection (full list and download links after the break). If you've been working on that class action lawsuit against EA for bundling SecuROM with The Sims 2: IKEA Home Stuff, you can drop it now -- your flat-pack furniture can finally be moved to a new machine.

In the spirit of generosity, EA's giving you two options for managing your authorizations:

• Option 1: Download and install yet another "tool" in order to scan your computer for EA's SecuROM games and find out how many computer authorizations you have (or don't have) left for each title.

• Option 2: Cut to the chase and download the game-specific de-authorization tool you need.

Download links to specific de-authorization tools:

• Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box

• Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

• Crysis Warhead

• Dead Space

• FIFA Manager 09

• FIFA Soccer 09

• Littlest Pet Shop

• The Lord of the Rings: Conquest

• Mass Effect

• Mercenaries 2: World in Flames

• Mirror's Edge

• MySims

• Need for Speed: Undercover

• NHL 09

• Spore

• Spore Creature Creator

• The Sims 2: Apartment Life

• The Sims 2 IKEA Home Stuff

• The Sims 2 Mansion and Garden Stuff

[Via Big Download; image credit: redjar]