20 People Who I Know For A Fact — Like, An Indisputable FACT — Regret Every Single Decision They Made Last Week

If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember...

1.The person whose lasagna is in and of itself a testament to man's folly:

2.The person who gave their car a new sleek, modern look:

3.The person who was nice enough to give their phone a little snack:

4.The person who enjoyed a fresh bowl of Oop! All Ants:

5.The person who was breathing in the cleanest air in the world:

6.The person whose soup opened a portal to the netherworld:

7.The person whose finger looks like it's seen some...well, you know what:

8.The person whose soda had a little extra sting to it:

9.The person who let the entire world know what was going on with their body:

10.The person whose cheese was evidently tampered with by some dark-sided stuff:

11.The person who got that roach squeaky clean:

12.The person who might now be resistant to every disease known to humankind:

13.The person whose college diploma got di-folda'd:

14.The person who shall not eat soup:

15.The person who found something super fun while eating toast:

16.The person who got betrayed by the slurp:

17.The person who got, well, fleas:

18.The person who got the world's hardest soft tortilla:

19.The person who had quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen happen to them:

20.And Curt: