19 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Week Than You

1.The person whose car is in very, very safe hands:

"That's my car."
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2.The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen:

cat paws in epoxy paint
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3.The person who caused an international eggcident:

Spilled eggs on the floor
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4.The person who should've just made cookies:

Brownie batter on a mixer
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5.The person with the stinkiest house this side of the mighty Mississipp:

Dirty diapers in a diaper pail
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6.The person who proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that God observes our suffering on Earth with an indifferent eye:

spilled chili in a car
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7.The person who should have never investigated that sound:

A broken stove
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8.The person whose car belongs to the road now:

"That's not ideal."

9.The person whose pizza was really screwed up:

Someone holding a screw they found in their pizza

10.The person with the most vampire-proof house this side of, again, the mighty Mississipp:

"I dropped garlic EVERYWHERE."
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11.The person who is now trapped forever and ever and ever:

a person's finger stuck in a pipette
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12.The person who got their heart broken by a sign:

"We are not selling anything on Facebook Marketplace."

13.The person who got the new limited-edition 3rd-grader PS5 controller:

"My little brother drew on my PS5 controller"
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14.The person with the most Italian keyboard this side of the mighty Tiber-sipp:

"I dropped lasagne on my keyboard."

No comment on the Tiber pun.

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15.The person whose window lived out their sky-diving dream:

"I just closed my window when..."
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16.The person whose package finally found its eternal resting place:

"I can't get it out."
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17.The person who learned never to pull on that which you aren't ready to tear:

Someone with a torn T-shirt
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18.The person whose bed is now the world's largest plate:

"I spilled."
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19.And the person whose boots need to RELAX:

"I dropped hand sanitizer on my new boots."