Yahoo Lifestyle These 19 Internet Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Shed A Single, Solitary Tear
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it seems like our attempts were unsuccessful, and it is, once again, Monday. But we are nothing if not perseverant, so our research into getting rid of Mondays continues. In the meantime, here are 19 of the most hilarious internet fails from last week to keep us entertained:
1. I guess I'll just have this tea instead of a sandwich.
I just wanted my lunch from Subway 😂 pic.twitter.com/MgIkq15tZT
— Yo Mama’s Boyfriend (@CCMSlimTim) November 13, 2024
2. I think I'll just have the grape, thanks.
I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it
— fruits (@fru1tsofmylabor) November 12, 2024
3. Maybe dogs need table settings, too!
we’ve been teaching the 2 yr old about cutlery and setting the table for supper and, well, pic.twitter.com/sTPcAjrXlE
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) November 14, 2024
4. Oh, I'm just asking everyone how their week was.
Have constructed such a parasocial imagined relationship with my gym crush that I just approached him in public and asked him how his week was despite us having never spoken pic.twitter.com/qRMeJTFFZJ
— rural juror (@ruraljurormovie) November 12, 2024
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5. At least the pigeon looks grateful.
Why am I always the friend that’s in A Situation pic.twitter.com/1Ik9X11trr
— Kuna 🍂 (@wryote) November 13, 2024
6. Sometimes, you just gotta power through.
my sixth grade gifted program class had to do presentations on our favorite US presidents. i procrastinated until the due date and chose nixon last-minute because i thought his last name sounded cool. i discovered watergate halfway through making the powerpoint but held my ground
— Cooper💫 (@cooperownbey) November 12, 2024
7. Actually, I'd also like to schedule a therapy appointment with the cat.
Therapist accidentally sent me her cat pic.twitter.com/WJ96N4WgmU
— Andrew (@railginshot) November 13, 2024
8. This phone should not be driving at night.
dropped my phone and now it has astigmatism pic.twitter.com/U7lCpJh9nu
— bsky: north0fnorth.tgirl.gay (@north0fnorth) November 12, 2024
9. I don't know, but I don't think you should be touching it.
can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks pic.twitter.com/Wv6CyG5spk
— Eli (@rats7) November 12, 2024
10. I say we let Anchovie have whatever he wants.
was just introduced to this dog named anchovie from a facebook group and i'm so scared of him pic.twitter.com/BEhFgXwa2q
— reddskyy.bsky.social (@reddskyy_) November 12, 2024
11. It's okay if your bill is illegible as long as it has *vibes*.
our washing machine broke and this was what the manufacturer’s payment link for the repair looked like pic.twitter.com/SsJ3vqSYbU
— ★ ✿ em ✿ ★ (@waxminute) November 11, 2024
12. You know what? Close enough.
my coworker will not stop calling monterey jack “montgomery jack” and i will also never correct him bc montgomery jack is kind of a better name for a cheese
— aʟʏsᴏɴ (@alysonkshave) November 12, 2024
13. This potato will be diagnosing you with a head injury.
Me: Ok a few silly questions, where are you today?Patient: Hospital Me: good what day of the week is it?Patient: MondayMe: OK can you tell me what my job is?Patient:Me:Patient:Me:Patient: you're a potato 🥔
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) November 11, 2024
14. Yes, a person seems normal.
im a person now yippee pic.twitter.com/2FWk8qOLAJ
— freaky EVIL gerard (@mxshrxxmbxy) November 10, 2024
15. And my zodiac sign is Ford Taurus.
— m 🫧 (@medhuuwhu) November 5, 2024
16. Kids, there's a reason why the packets say, "Do not eat."
my 1st grade best friend and i wanted to get married and my mom said it was george bush fault that we couldn’t so we made a pact tht we would die together in protest. at recess we held hands and ate silica gel packets and laid in the wood chips.she had to have her stomach pumped
— olive (@brazilnut765) November 8, 2024
17. I thought they were supposed to bring shiny stuff...
I’ve been feeding the crows for a few months now, because I heard they’ll bring you little gifts. Today it appears they’ve left me their first gifts…uh…..dog shit…they um... they left dog shit on our porch railings 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/W4tJsiioIt
— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) November 16, 2024
18. I think it's time to start keeping them all in the same place.
I still have the birth certificates for all 18 Cabbage Patch Kids I received as a child. In file folders in a lock box at my parent's. Against all odds, I've misplaced my own personal and real birth certificate for the 4th time. Very well then I contradict myself etc.
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) November 16, 2024
19. And finally...the placement of this coat hook is cursed.
I almost fainted- pic.twitter.com/jQNDVTGwTI
— Platypusperrys •ifb (@platypusperrys) November 15, 2024
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