Banging My Head On My Keyboard And Screaming Into The Void Because These 18 Entitled People Walk Among Us

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1.This person who would go to elaborate lengths to get their home remodeled for free:

A post in the Portland Film Community seeking laborers for a no-budget docu-series teaser on home renovation, specifically for a bathroom and kitchen in March. Food and IMDb credit provided

2.This person with a rather expensive, lengthy wishlist for NextDoor:

A person is asking neighbors for items including 60-72" smart TVs with built-in fire sticks, a large broadleaf plant, extension cords, multi-plug strips, starlight strobes, Night Lights, table lamps, and a small Bluetooth sound system

3.This person who decided to hit up Facebook for potential egg donors:

Social media post seeking an egg donor. The author is 43, longing to be a mother, and specifies criteria for the donor, including Christian faith, non-smoker, and certain physical traits

4.This person who would really like a free car (that meets a bunch of requirements) from strangers online:

A "Buy Nothing" Facebook post seeking a hybrid car, preferably a Toyota Prius in good condition, with a clean title, and less than 200,000 miles. Includes reference photos

5.This tyrannical potential roommate:

Person's post on social media describing their need for a living situation without pets or parties, and mentioning their job and lifestyle preferences

6.This person who will pay for intense (and expensive) manual labor through some Google reviews:

Text in image summarizes: An offer for roof replacement by an advertiser seeking to help young businesses meet criteria by giving free labor and discounted materials in exchange for positive reviews and recommendations

7.This absurd request someone got ON THEIR WORK EMAIL:

A note about a raffle for household items and a list of required items, including kitchen plastic bags, spice rack, toilet paper, and dish soap

8.This person who was mad their movers were TOO quick and TOO efficient:

A review and response: Laurie critiques expensive movers. Business apologizes, explains costs, and legal status, encourages viewing prices online, wishes a happy new year

9.This person who wants to borrow your car for free and smoke cigarettes in it:

Facebook post asking to borrow a car because theirs had brake issues; mentions need for smoking in the vehicle. Waiting for mechanic to fix their truck

10.This person who just took a two-week vacation but needs others to buy them groceries:

Facebook post asking for food pantry donations including orange juice, mushrooms, vanilla protein shakes, apples, fruit cups, oranges, kettle chips, and bread

11.This person who refused the free food offered to them:

Text conversation where one person requests $100-$80 via Cash App for food for children. The second person offers food instead of money, which the first person declines

12.This person with a wild, wild wishlist:

Request for items including crib, twin bed with rail or trundle, mattress, bedsheets, Stokke chairs, blackout curtains, smart TV, compact standing desk, kettle, toy organizer

13.This low-balling potential buyer who was nothing but rude and impatient:

A phone listing shows an LG G8X ThinQ for $160. A buyer negotiates insistently, leading to the seller's firm response at 5 AM

14.This person who "seriously needs a car," but also seriously needs to learn how to read:

Text message exchange: Person 1 asks if a car is still available. Person 2 says it's sold for $700. Person 1 offers $500, but Person 2 points out the sold car paradox

15.This picky trick-or-treater who seems old enough to, I don't know, go buy "better" candy for themselves and their nephew:

Summary of a social media post questioning if it's wrong to expect better candy from wealthy houses when trick or treating. Expresses frustration about perceived hypocrisy

16.This person who thought they could get a brand-new car for free from Buy Nothing:

A social media post from the Buy Nothing group: "WISH: 2024 Ford Edge preferably blue. Thank you. – feeling excited." 25 people, including the poster, reacted to the post

17.This person who is just so irritated that their babysitter doesn't want to be criminally underpaid for their work:

A Facebook post from an anonymous member venting frustration over high child care costs, comparing babysitting versus working from home expenses

18.And, this absolute nightmare roommate situation:

Advertisement for a roommate who should be self-sufficient. Rent is $15 weekly for utilities, and has pets (dogs and kitten). Location is between Lafayette and Westbrook. Open to questions

H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars