18 Screenshots Of Tinder, Hinge, And Bumble Profiles That Are So Chaotic, I Have No Words Left — No, None At All

1.This 49-year-old who is looking for a big age gap...and a lot of other things:

2.This person who, well, was honest about everything — including their poo'ing habits:

3.This person who listed their dealbreaker...again and again and again:

4.This ironic profile:

5.This person who's just looking for people to Venmo them money:

6.This person who made it known just how toxic he is:

7.This guy who wants to be your stepdad:

8.This person who's looking for a free mover on Tinder:

9.This woman who may not have realized women make the first move on Bumble:

10.This person who gave this heads up:

11.This married man who may have gotten caught:

12.This parent who would bring their CHILD on a first date with a stranger:

13.This dude:

14.This extremely snide profile:

15.This man who lied about his age to appeal to younger women but is *confused* about how that happened:

16.And this person who's looking for honesty but openly lied about her age:

17.This person who admitted to looking for a replacement:

18.And finally, this cheating boyfriend <3:

H/T: r/Tinder and r/Bumble