Here Are The Funniest Tweets From This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on weekends. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away https://t.co/0tEbYzR16D
— Call Me Da-vid-vid-vid (@DGRMSP) November 17, 2023
five guys when you order medium fries pic.twitter.com/dnVJvHGx8s
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 18, 2023
Thanks sweetheart put the rest on my card pic.twitter.com/VUNmiL46pf
— beer.sponge (@scrotus_minimus) November 18, 2023
me after someone makes me draw 10: https://t.co/dJb74rAfZu pic.twitter.com/TqkwHXJUo1
— Rai ⚢ (@saraiangelique_) November 17, 2023
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homosexuality has broken my brain pic.twitter.com/6EYYyayo02
— matt (@mattxiv) November 18, 2023
Why do dogs bring back random animals to YOU like they asking can they fav cousin spend the night? 🤣😭 https://t.co/hItsvpVnTm
— Cartoons Plural (@xJayRawri) November 18, 2023
She gets it pic.twitter.com/9FPJb8Qs2T
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) November 18, 2023
[trying to change the subject with my therapist] where's this couch from
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) November 15, 2023
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) November 18, 2023
me after writing one three-sentence email https://t.co/2kCuzwuTKs
— matt (@mattxiv) November 17, 2023
There’s no reason a fish needs to be this cunt like no reason at all like why do you as a fish need an opalescent silk gown. She should be at the club. https://t.co/8oFFosyPKf
— Jordan Blok (@Jordanbloked) November 18, 2023
i have to smoke a cigarette up here pic.twitter.com/xcfxTofq5N
— bigsock (@biggersocks) November 18, 2023
this is so embarrassing for the seagulls community just big and greedy https://t.co/jNJoEszvN4
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 18, 2023
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