Travis Kelce's Hilariously Unproblematic Old Tweets As Zodiac Signs, From "NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Taurus) To "Just Call Me Dream Boi!!! Haha Lmao" (Pisces)

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have been dating for several months now, and Swifties are fully invested in the relationship — they even recently unearthed some of Travis's hilarious, decade-old tweets.

i just gave a squirrel a piece of bread and it straight smashed all of it i had no idea they ate bread like that haha #crazy
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Travis had A LOT to say back in the early 2010s, and every tweet encapsulates a different vibe. Here are 24 of those tweets as zodiac signs:

text over his photo holding a trophy and cupping his ear to hear people reading Aries
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driving reckless on the road to riches
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this red sox vs yankees game, gotta love the rivalry
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him in fur coat at a party with the text over reading taurus
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nap time with a bunch of exclamation points
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ahhh food
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him walking out to a talk show holding a drink and giving the peace with text over reading gemini
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him sitting down for an interview with the text cancer
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i need some ice or a mobil air conditioner its too hot out here
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the capacity to live in the past by memory can also emancipate the individual from the tyranny of the present
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him throwing his hands up in front of a crowd with the text leo
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if i can't be broke and happy i'll just have to be mad and rich
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
there's a difference between good and great and it's cuz the good doesn't last
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virgo written over a photo of him in sunglasses and a backwards hat
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getting a lot done! school sucks but sometimes it's not what you want to do but what you have to do
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bout to go goat-cart racing haha hope i fit in the cart
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libra written over a photo of him in a polka dot shirt grinning
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how can you hold on to the right things if you can't let go of the wrong things
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i hate it when people talk to kids like their idiots you don't have to pronounce words longer or slower they will understand either way
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scorpio written over a photo of him at night wearing sunglasses and jacket
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i think it's tight when a storm makes the sky light up does that make me evil
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if you own a computer why dont' you know to type with two hands i hate seeing people typing with one finger
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sagittarius written over a photo of him and taylor holding hands outside
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oohh yeahhh...
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life might not be the party we dream for.. but while we're here we might as well dance
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capricorn written over a photo of him hosting SNL wearing a suit
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it's all how you attack the day if you wake up with the mentality to just get by then you'll just get passed by real shit
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
you know what they say about when ya palm itch.. i'm gone get money money i'm gone get!
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
aquarius written over a photo of him in sunglasses at night wearing a colorful jacket
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this teacher ain't talkingn about #shyt
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i've grown up i finally understand that change can be good you just can't fight the change, gotta embrace it
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pisces written over a photo of him smiling in a star-printed shirt wearing large seeing glasses
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just call me dream boi! haha lmao
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perfection is when the finality of a process meets the expectations you haven't dreamt of.. and i've never had a dream come true
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce

And finally, no matter what zodiac sign you are, one thing will always be true:

either you got it or you don't
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