Travis Kelce's Hilariously Unproblematic Old Tweets As Zodiac Signs, From "NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Taurus) To "Just Call Me Dream Boi!!! Haha Lmao" (Pisces)

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Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have been dating for several months now, and Swifties are fully invested in the relationship — they even recently unearthed some of Travis's hilarious, decade-old tweets.

i just gave a squirrel a piece of bread and it straight smashed all of it i had no idea they ate bread like that haha #crazy
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce

Travis had A LOT to say back in the early 2010s, and every tweet encapsulates a different vibe. Here are 24 of those tweets as zodiac signs:

text over his photo holding a trophy and cupping his ear to hear people reading Aries
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driving reckless on the road to riches
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
this red sox vs yankees game, gotta love the rivalry
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him in fur coat at a party with the text over reading taurus
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nap time with a bunch of exclamation points
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
ahhh food
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him walking out to a talk show holding a drink and giving the peace with text over reading gemini
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him sitting down for an interview with the text cancer
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i need some ice or a mobil air conditioner its too hot out here
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
the capacity to live in the past by memory can also emancipate the individual from the tyranny of the present
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
him throwing his hands up in front of a crowd with the text leo
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if i can't be broke and happy i'll just have to be mad and rich
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
there's a difference between good and great and it's cuz the good doesn't last
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
virgo written over a photo of him in sunglasses and a backwards hat
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getting a lot done! school sucks but sometimes it's not what you want to do but what you have to do
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
bout to go goat-cart racing haha hope i fit in the cart
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
libra written over a photo of him in a polka dot shirt grinning
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how can you hold on to the right things if you can't let go of the wrong things
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
i hate it when people talk to kids like their idiots you don't have to pronounce words longer or slower they will understand either way
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
scorpio written over a photo of him at night wearing sunglasses and jacket
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i think it's tight when a storm makes the sky light up does that make me evil
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
if you own a computer why dont' you know to type with two hands i hate seeing people typing with one finger
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
sagittarius written over a photo of him and taylor holding hands outside
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oohh yeahhh...
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
life might not be the party we dream for.. but while we're here we might as well dance
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
capricorn written over a photo of him hosting SNL wearing a suit
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it's all how you attack the day if you wake up with the mentality to just get by then you'll just get passed by real shit
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
you know what they say about when ya palm itch.. i'm gone get money money i'm gone get!
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
aquarius written over a photo of him in sunglasses at night wearing a colorful jacket
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this teacher ain't talkingn about #shyt
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
i've grown up i finally understand that change can be good you just can't fight the change, gotta embrace it
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
pisces written over a photo of him smiling in a star-printed shirt wearing large seeing glasses
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just call me dream boi! haha lmao
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce
perfection is when the finality of a process meets the expectations you haven't dreamt of.. and i've never had a dream come true
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce

And finally, no matter what zodiac sign you are, one thing will always be true:

either you got it or you don't
@tkelce / Via Twitter: @tkelce

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