Stormy Daniels Adds A Few Adjectives To Describe Donald Trump’s Penis

Stormy Daniels said she revealed intimate details about Donald Trump for a critical purpose.

“Describing his unique and horrifying penis was the only way to really prove that I had seen it,” she said in a trailer for The Daily Mail’s “Everything I Know About Me” podcast that launched Tuesday.

Daniels’ testimony about her 2006 hookup with Trump may have helped convict the former president in his hush-money trial last month. A jury found that Trump masked payments to silence Daniels about their Lake Tahoe tryst before the 2016 election.

But long before that, Daniels had described Trump’s penis in more lurid terms than “unique” and “horrifying.”

“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir “Full Disclosure.”

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” she wrote, referring to “Toad” in the video game.

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly,” she added, “he didn’t share that opinion.”