Have yourself a sexy little Christmas with these X-rated gifts

We could make a thousand jokes about being naughty or nice, being ho ho horny or hurrying down our chimneys right now. But we won’t. We’re too classy for that.

Christmas is a time for giving and for share and there’s nothing better to give and share than pleasure.

So, we’ve found a few things that could help you and yours have a very, very merry Christmas.

Buy something for someone sexy or treat yourself to something fun. You deserve it.

Club X Lace Chemise & G-String

Subtle is sexy.
Subtle is sexy.

Nasty Gal Three Ways to Party Vibrator Set

Two's company...
Two's company...

Infinity Double Vibrating Cockring

Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?
Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call?

Endless Pleasure 5 Inch Silicone Dildo

Oh no, don't get up for me.
Oh no, don't get up for me.

Durex Play Vibrations Ring Stimulator

I'm picking up good vibrations.
I'm picking up good vibrations.

Lovehoney Plus Size Adore Me Underwired Basque Set

Adorable.
Adorable.

Lovehoney Take Control Bondage Kit

Take control, lose control, you do you.
Take control, lose control, you do you.

Lovehoney Sexy Stocking Stuffers (3 for $25)

Everything's better, down where it's wetter.
Everything's better, down where it's wetter.

BASICS Triple Butt Plug Training Set

Three's a crowd.
Three's a crowd.

Lovehoney Santa Trunks and Hat Set

Santa, baby.
Santa, baby.

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