Well, almost all. On Tuesday, the most eyebrow-raising wrap up of 2019 was revealed: the sexiest Aussie suburbs.
Online adult toy retailer The Hot Spot compiled the x-rated list based on the number of adult toys purchased in each state or territory throughout 2019.
Taking out the top spot for not only Victoria but country-wide was the Melbourne suburb of Essendon, proving its AFL-obsessed inhabitants are inclined to get their kicks in the bedroom, too.
Skipping the border into NSW, Sydney’s seaside suburb of Coogee came in as the state’s sexiest suburb while Maryborough, north of the Sunshine Coast, claimed the honour for Queensland.
Western Australians living in Joondalup, north of Perth, and those in the trendy South Australian suburb of Norwood topped the sexiest lists for their respective states.
In the Northern Territory, the appropriately named Fannie Bay was where all the action happened, while down south it was Glenorchy in Tasmania that came out on top.
Top three sexiest Aussie suburbs per state/ territory in 2019:
New South Wales:
Here are just some of The Hot Spot’s more popular products:
C Shaped Couples Vebe, $21.99 from the Hot Spot
Jil Ava Flexible Dual Stimulation Vibrator Pink, $189.95 from the Hot Spot
Australia’s ‘Sex Map’
Another online adult toy retailer, Lovehoney, examined their own customers’ buying and search habits by compiling its own ‘sex map’ of the country’s friskiest locales.
Gladstone in QLD was crowned the sexiest city, where residents had a penchant for purchasing dildos, butt plugs, and vibrators.
Two other cities in the Sunshine State - Brisbane and Townsville - rounded out Lovehoney’s top three.
The brand’s research also pinpointed Australia’s top fantasies with ‘sexy cop’ being number one followed by ‘french maid and butler,’ while ‘cock ring’ was the most widely-used search term.
Fantasy Deluxe French Maid Costume, $54.95 from Lovehoney
High Flyer 10 Function Remote Control Cock Ring, $23.99 (RRP$79.95) from Lovehoney
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